...it's the only plot we got.

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Finding Yoshi’s Cookie – III: Sonic’s Speedy Slippery Slope of a Story

SUPER SAIYAN SONIC

Too fast.

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Finding Yoshi’s Cookie – II: 16 Moves

An Ode to Tetris

15 moves

yellow, purple, light blue, red,
green, orange, green, light blue,
dark blue, orange, yellow, yellow,
orange, dark blue, light blue

Tetris.

[Cooleto wrote this poem while waiting for his Visa to come in the mail.]


Finding Yoshi’s Cookie – I: Gameplay vs. Story

I HATE THE TERM GAMEPLAY

Circumstance 1. I have yet to find all of the hundreds of stars in Mario Galaxy 2. I have one left to get and it’s a daredevil multi-course speed run. Every time cloud Mario gets shocked and dies on the floor, tears seep from my eyes. Not because I feel for this plumber, but because I want to get that last star and look awesome while doing it.

[Ed: SPOILERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION]

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