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Rescue the Princess! to Retake Katsucon XX!

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Rescue the Princess! loved Katsucon so much that they’ve decided to collectively blow all their money and fly down from Japan to return this February! So far b-rock and Lost Link are hard at work constructing outfits and Seagz, Xinity and Phrank are being lazy.

Lost Link is also eager to continue playing with his new toy and you can check out some of the talented people he may be filming with below! Rumor has it that our GOOD PAL Ackson may be out of the picture this year shoving MLZ to the forefront as RtP’s new ETERNAL videography rival.

So keep your fingers crossed for good weather and bring on the Gaylord!

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Rescue the Princess! to Host Amazing Panels at Ohayocon 2013!

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It’s a new year and RtP! has some big plans for 2013. We’re starting off by taking over two American conventions early in the year. We’re hosting panels, crafting cosplay and being cool. We’re also looking forward to what 2013 will hold for video games as players and developers continue to discover new ways of exploring storytelling in games.

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Rescue the Princess! to Conquer Youmacon 2012!

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On November 1-4 RtP! will be roaming Detroit’s Renaissance Center to see what all the hubbub is about. We’ll be decked out in our finest Shin Megami Tensei duds.

Maybe you can guess who we’re going as from these SUBTLE pics.

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Lost Love Returns!

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Yes.

Metal Gear‘s departure into the action genre with Rising had me feeling that the days of classic Metal Gear were long gone.

But today, after watching soldiers trudge around in the rain, while the words “A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME” appeared onscreen, my hopes have been renewed. Along with a frenzy of excitement and speculation.

So go WATCH THE TRAILER and join me.


Rescue the Princess Expands its Domain!

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In an effort to boost our already massive fanbase, RtP! has opened a facebook page!

Rescuing Princesses!

Like us or die!


Anime North Fatigue

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Anime North is over and RtP! is recovering from all the excitement (and lack of sleep).

Check back at the site for updates on cosplay galleries, music video, Persona 4 Panel cast, and more of our shenanigans.

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Mass Effect Hate Machine!

Rescue the Princess! jumps on the bandwagon to discuss the ending of Bioware’s Mass Effect 3. Lost Link and b-rock discuss why it fails as an ending and what could have been.

Other informative articles/videos:

http://www.gamefront.com/mass-effect-3-ending-hatred-5-reasons-the-fans-are-right/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H_A7SeawU4

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QT4IUepvrU1pfv_B95oQj0H84DlCTUmzQ_uQh1voTUs/preview?pli=1&sle=true

 


Rescue the Princess! – #BONUS STAGE! A TRIBUTE PODCAST?!

BONUS STAGE podcast! Rescue the Princess’ very first CLIPSHOW: it’s the tribute podcast to Mr. Cool…featuring the best of episodes 1-13…plus never-before-seen footage! VGL 2011! A LOST podcast that historians would murder to get! All that and more in the first and only clipshow we’ll ever make because this took forever! Of course it’s not-safe-for-work! Of course there’s out-of-context editing! Of course there’s montages! Of course there’s LITERARYNESS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOLETO

…happy birthday Cooleto!

Music jacked from the X-Men theme, the 90s Spider-man theme, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: THE GAME, Batman, Force Unleashed 2, the Mos Eisley Cantina Band, Rango, and Adele. Enthusiastically edited with eroticism by Lost Link and b-rock.


Finding Yoshi’s Cookie – III: Sonic’s Speedy Slippery Slope of a Story

SUPER SAIYAN SONIC

Too fast.

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Rescue the Princess! – #0012! Seven Deadly Sins!

Podcast episode TWELVE but it’s really episode NINE but we never got around to putting it up until now because b-rock lost the edits a long time ago and broke down in tears until deciding to re-edit it all! SEVEN DEADLY SINS episode! It’s 1000% accurate and full of journalistic integrity! Rescue the Princess names the epitomes for each sin in videogaming existence…but wait! We all disagree? So you’re getting 21 names altogether! Who, you might ask? Watch on and find out! Spoilers? Maybe! NSFW?? Just a tad! b-rock gets censored??? DEFINITELY.

No short version of this because Lost Link won’t edit it! No mp3 audio only either! Just this vid; watch or be condemned to gaze into Lucifer’s genitals for eternity! Who are YOUR seven deadly sins of videogames? Email the show or post some comments!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.


Rescue the Contest! No. 1 is CLOSED!

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…with absolutely no winners to anything. Sadness!

Will post answers at some time or another!


Musical Madness 2011 Extended to July 16th!

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That’s right, we’re extending the deadline to July 16th! Mainly because no one submitted anything but really mainly because I haven’t put up all the hints! Will they even help?? Who knows! Have a hint coin!

HINT COIN #0007: Track 14 is SEGAAAA. Track 15 is like a raven and a writing desk. Track 16 is big.


Finding Yoshi’s Cookie – II: 16 Moves

An Ode to Tetris

15 moves

yellow, purple, light blue, red,
green, orange, green, light blue,
dark blue, orange, yellow, yellow,
orange, dark blue, light blue

Tetris.

[Cooleto wrote this poem while waiting for his Visa to come in the mail.]


Rescue the Contest! No. 1! MUSICAL MADNESS!

It's the very first Rescue the Princess contest!

To honor Video Games Live…that’s right, it’s our very first contest! And of course, it involves music! Read the rest for the details!

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RtP! to cover Video Games Live and Anime North in May

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Hey Folks! Sorry for the lack of updates lately. Notorious admin b-rock assures me that he is hard at work editing podcasts and thinking up intelligent articles. But rest assured, he’s actually just playing video games and enjoying something called “Summer”.

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Finding Yoshi’s Cookie – I: Gameplay vs. Story

I HATE THE TERM GAMEPLAY

Circumstance 1. I have yet to find all of the hundreds of stars in Mario Galaxy 2. I have one left to get and it’s a daredevil multi-course speed run. Every time cloud Mario gets shocked and dies on the floor, tears seep from my eyes. Not because I feel for this plumber, but because I want to get that last star and look awesome while doing it.

[Ed: SPOILERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION]

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