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Rambles in the Mist – XIII: Pokemon Black and White is OUT

Pokemon cannot be stopped

IT’S HERE.

[b-rock is waiting for Pokemon Grey.]


Rambles in the Mist – XII: Thus Ends Black History Month 2011

Jacob Taylor, Black Man in Space

Pictured: least emotionally distraught/batshit insane character from Mass Effect 2.

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Rambles in the Mist – XI: Psychonauts Depicts Most Realistic Young Love Ever

FUCK YEAH, BEST SUMMER CAMP EVER

Bless your heart, Tim Schafer!

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Rambles in the Mist – X: The Romantic Horrors of Harvest Moon – Regarding Player Responsibility in Choosing Marriage Candidates and the Annihilation of the Happiness and Existence of Others

The Romantic Horrors of Harvest Moon - a study by Dr. Phil E. Mon

[b-rock is but a conduit for the Crawling Chaos.]


Rambles in the Mist – IX: “Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective” is Best Story of 2011

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective...BEST GAME STORY OF 2011??

Sprites sublime and perfection pixelated; there can be no other contenders of this pedigree…must I say more?

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Rambles in the Mist – VIII: Tim Schafer Loves Arthouse Director; Rescue the Princess Loves Tim Schafer More

Tony Leung has cameos in both of these

Rumor? Wong Kar-Wai’s next movie is adaptation of Psychonauts fused with Ashes of Time…?

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Rambles in the Mist – VII: Speculation on Depravity of Moral Guardian Tokyo Governor…?

Shintaro Ishihara, the Man

RUMOR CONTRACT #9325: Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara, former novelist acquainted with Yukio Mishima, moral guardian, old man, and promoter of Anti-Stuff Ban, writes fanfiction depicting the rape of Travis Touchdown by Doctor Naomi, both of No More Heroes fame.

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Rambles in the Mist – VI: Let’s Positive Posting!

I love the meat dimension!

Because there isn’t enough love!

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Rambles in the Mist – V: All of Them Ended By Hollywood

Ain't Hollywood until the crossover

How to tell when your favorite games are no longer good!

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Rambles in the Mist – IV: Why Do We Crossover?

You like POKEMON don't you

Why indeed?

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Rambles in the Mist – III: Balls of the Elite Four

NANOMACHINES WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE

Black? Black?! BLAAAAACK!!!!

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Rambles in the Mist – II: No More Sacred Heroes

THAT COULD'VE BEEN A GIRL. BOTH OF THEM.

“The Trico is a very powerful creature… If we’d had a beefed-up, powerful hero, it would have thrown off the balance a little bit, so the design naturally drove me to create an adolescent female character who was light on her feet. But in the end I decided a boy would have a little more grip to climb the Trico. Another problem is that girls tend to wear skirts, and The Last Guardian features a lot of climbing…”

~Fumito Ueda

Really.

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Rambles in the Mist – I: Consider the Princess

Twilit Arawen's PEACH THE IMPALER

Consider!

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