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Posts tagged “2011

3 Great Game Stories You CANNOT Miss of Q1 2011

Now you're thinking with radiant tricks

The first quarter of 2011 (that’s January to March! But WE’RE INCLUDING APRIL) has come and gone…and we’ve already contenders for the coveted RESCUE THE PRINCESS BEST GAME STORY OF THE YEAR! Really?? Oh, indeed! What three games have pieced together b-rock’s shattered heart and superglued it with AWESOME? Find out now!

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Rescue the Princess! Weekly: #00001 – E3 2011

New feature: Rescue the Princess Weekly podcast! Random rants about anything! But wait, this time it’s focused because of E3 2011! What does RtP think about the show? Not a whole lot, to be honest! Also watch 2/3rds of Rescue the Princess plus more eat sushi and sandwiches!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.

HINT COIN #0004: Track 04 involves running. Track 05 was at VGL 2011.


Rescue the Princess! – #BONUS STAGE! Anime North 2011! SO INTENSE!!!

BONUS STAGE podcast! Rescue the Princess at Anime North 2011! Maybe you saw us there? Starring b-rock as Naoto Shirogane of Persona 4, Lost Link as Sissel of Ghost Trick…with special guests Seagz as Big Boss in Tuxedo Skin of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and Bernie as Sailorman of Navyland! It’s the recap episode as we go into downtime to recover from our adventures! b-rock is HATLESS! Lost Link wears a HAT! Cooleto didn’t go! And Seagz is SUITED UP! Watch 2/3rds plus one of Rescue the Princess drink over the course of an hour and see the many clips and pixxx we took of the COSPLAYS at the con! Marvel at our commentary and knowledge gleaned from this experience! Weep for Lost Link’s car!

NSFW? OBVIOUSLY! GHOST TRICK SPOILERS? KINDA!

Rescue the Princess! @ Anime North 2011

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.

HINT COIN #0003: Track 02 is from a game based on Norse mythology. Track 03 is ROCK.


Rescue the Princess Went to Anime North 2011!

IT'S MISSILE!

…and unlike Missile, we don’t have infinite energy!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Confirmation of Catherine to be Released in North America Confirmed By Reputable Sources

CATHERINE, SEX-PUZZLE-NIGHTMARE GAME, NORTH AMERICA, SUMMER 2011, FOX NEWS GOES BALLISTIC

Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.

Sourced with 100% accuracy from Siliconera, Kotowari, and Secret Sexy Atlus CEO Catherine’s erotic email.

[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]


Rambles in the Mist – XII: Thus Ends Black History Month 2011

Jacob Taylor, Black Man in Space

Pictured: least emotionally distraught/batshit insane character from Mass Effect 2.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Rescue the Princess!

Jin Kisaragi and Kimmy Howell, drowning away their sorrows while Lilith rejoices

Drink 2011’s Singles Awareness Day away with other such sexy singles!

Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by caria0.


4 Great Lagomorphic Characters That Should Dictate the Destiny of 2011

2011 shall bring about the Cultural Rabbit Revolution!

Mindless violence, cheap thrills, sequels upon sequels, gluttonous corporations swallowing the meek; dark days are upon the world of videogames. Do we dare to dream of dawn while we are consumed by this midnight express of errors, bereft of true adventure?

Yes, I say; dream! For it is a new year; the year of the Rabbit! Salvation shall lie this way; four great minds to shape our FUTURE!

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Happy New Year of the Rabbit From Rescue the Princess!

Thug out, oh brave Link, in thy BUNNY HOODIE! ONWARDS INTO YEAR OF RABBITS

ADVENTURE INTO 2011!

Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by gelato.


Rambles in the Mist – IX: “Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective” is Best Story of 2011

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective...BEST GAME STORY OF 2011??

Sprites sublime and perfection pixelated; there can be no other contenders of this pedigree…must I say more?

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Rescue the Princess! – #0004! A New Hope! Long But Still Short Edition??

Podcast FOUR! So unlucky! But that’s ok, because this one was OBVIOUSLY FILMED ON NOT THE SAME DAY AS PODCAST THREE! The crew talks about EIGHT upcoming games of 2011 that may or may not have AWESOME stories but they better have awesome stories or heads will roll! You better look forward to these games too! Except anything from b-rock, as his selection contains far too much SEXY BEAST! ALL PODCASTS NSFW BY THE WAY!

Maybe kinda spoilers for:

Get audio only mp3 here! Is this the shortest UNCUT podcast from Rescue the Princess ever???? Top 3 list good and proper write-ups coming soon! HEY LISTEN write in what YOUR prophesied best game stories of 2011 will be! NOTHING FROM THE END OF THE YEAR; SORRY LAST GUARDIAN AND MASS EFFECT 3. Oh hey what’s this in April?

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.