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Musings of Mudora XIII: Contrasting Hearts

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Light and darkness has been a central theme in the Kingdom Hearts series and has been explored over seven games now. While I feel that its story has become bloated with unnecessary drivel, each game still retains remnants of what came before: a strong, simple take on the classic battle between light and dark that takes place in all of us. And nowhere in the series does this theme ring most true than where it all began: the first Kingdom Hearts.

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Rescue the Princess! – #0010! Uncut!

Long, unedited version (like, just shy over an hour long) of podcast ten! “Let’s Just Get On To Other M”! The Metroid episode (mainly Metroid Prime and…OTHER M)! Rescue the Princess talks about this classic series and the aftermath of OTHER M, GREATEST METROID EVER MADE! Special guest: Ian!

Super spoilers for:

  • Metroid
  • Metroid II: Return of Samus
  • Metroid Fusion
  • Metroid Prime
  • Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
  • Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
  • Metroid: Other M

Erotically edited by b-rock.


ICO/Shadow of the Colossus HD Collection Is Out

Ico x Wander adventure FOREVER

Haa? Why the DEVIL are you reading this? DON’T WASTE TIME, GO GET IT NOW.


Rescue the Princess! – #0011! Missile, Missile! Short Version!

Short, edited version of podcast ELEVEN! It’s…the GHOST TRICK EPISODE, “Missile, Missile”! Titled just for Cooleto! But wait…how can there be a game podcast about a game that only came out this year? SHUT UP, THAT’S WHY. Rescue the Princess has deemed it the most likely BEST GAME STORY OF 2011 unanimously so it’s THAT good! But wait! SUPER, SUPER SPOILERS for Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective…so if you have yet to play it…GO PLAY IT NOW. Oh, NSFW like usual on account of MISSILE! Special guests: Captain Falcon, Seagz (on an official podcast!), and a certain fellow in red!

Super spoilers for:

  • Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link.

HINT COIN #0008: Track 17 is for a bad girl. Track 18 is I LOVE YOU FAYE BUT DEATH TO FF. Track 19 is Fallout 3 with swords. Track 20 is a miserable little pile of secrets.


Rescue the Princess! – #0010! Let’s Just Get On To Other M! Short Version!

Short, edited version of podcast ten! Sorry for the desync in audio! BLAME IT ON OTHER M. Or rather, “Let’s Just Get On To Other M”! That’s right, it’s the Metroid episode (mainly Metroid Prime and…OTHER M)! Another Nintendo-focused podcast?? What’s up with that? Rescue the Princess talks about this classic series and the aftermath of OTHER M, GREATEST METROID EVER MADE! Special guest: Ian!

Super spoilers for:

  • Metroid
  • Metroid II: Return of Samus
  • Metroid Fusion
  • Metroid Prime
  • Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
  • Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
  • Metroid: Other M

Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link. Best wishes to IGN.

HINT COIN #0006: Track 08 is from a dragon-filled saga. Track 09 changes the nature of a man. Track 10 makes one want to shout into the DS mic. Track 11 is god from intro. Track 12 is from another series killed off by Square-Enix. Track 13 is a homunculus’ theme.


Rescue the Princess! – #BONUS STAGE! Anime North 2011! SO INTENSE!!!

BONUS STAGE podcast! Rescue the Princess at Anime North 2011! Maybe you saw us there? Starring b-rock as Naoto Shirogane of Persona 4, Lost Link as Sissel of Ghost Trick…with special guests Seagz as Big Boss in Tuxedo Skin of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and Bernie as Sailorman of Navyland! It’s the recap episode as we go into downtime to recover from our adventures! b-rock is HATLESS! Lost Link wears a HAT! Cooleto didn’t go! And Seagz is SUITED UP! Watch 2/3rds plus one of Rescue the Princess drink over the course of an hour and see the many clips and pixxx we took of the COSPLAYS at the con! Marvel at our commentary and knowledge gleaned from this experience! Weep for Lost Link’s car!

NSFW? OBVIOUSLY! GHOST TRICK SPOILERS? KINDA!

Rescue the Princess! @ Anime North 2011

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.

HINT COIN #0003: Track 02 is from a game based on Norse mythology. Track 03 is ROCK.


Rescue the Princess! – #0008! Short Version!

Short, edited version of podcast eight! “Small Fry”! The Zelda episode with special guest: Zelda Girl! I took a long time to put this up because I’M THE ONLY ONE WRITING GODDAMMIT I WANT A BREAK TO PLAY DRAGON AGE 2 AND SHOGUN 2 AND AW YEAH POKEMON BLACK.

Super spoilers for:

  • The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  • The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
  • The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
  • The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
  • The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  • The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link.


Let’s Play! Dragon Age II! Parts 1-10! No Commentary!

Part 1 – Intro of ACTION!

It’s the intro! A sexy dwarf interrogated, a sexy Seeker interrogating, and so the legend of the Champion of Kirkwall begins! HEY, SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE GAME FROM HERE ON! Hit the jump for the rest!

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Rescue the Princess! – #0008! Small Fry!

Podcast episode EIGHT! Zelda episode! …um, wait, WHAT?? Did Rescue the Princess follow through on a promise from last time…? By Tingle’s beard, yes we did! We even have a special guest: Zelda Girl! We have HEATED DISCUSSION on which Zelda game is the greatest and what each game MEANS. So much literaryness that you’ll want to choke yourselves to death on rupees! Long, uncut, kinda-not-really-safe-for-work-on-account-of-HEATED-DISCUSSION, references to the path of overcoming and TONS OF ZELDA PICTURES!

Super spoilers for:

  • The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  • The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
  • The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
  • The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
  • The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  • The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

Sorry we didn’t talk about your favorite Zelda if it doesn’t happen to be on the list! Get audio only mp3 here! So? What are YOUR thoughts on the Zelda universe? Should we get to witness a man turning into a Stalfos? Is Wind Waker the greatest Zelda of forever? Got TIMELINE THEORIES?? Email the show or post some comments!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.


Rescue the Princess! – #0007! Short Version!

It’s the edited, short version of “Skull Kid Guy Sucks”! THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA’S MASK episode! Rescue the Princess celebrates it and Zelda’s 25th anniversary! AND GROUNDHOG DAY!

Super spoilers for:

  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link.


Portraits of the Princess – XIV: An Uncharted Persia

CrazySharly's Elika and the Prince

reckless leap again
hand pulls me from the abyss
my barefoot savior

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by CrazySharly.


RUMOR CONTRACT: Cave Story Creator Swears Off Developing Videogames Forever

Cave Story: The Anime coming next year

Cave Story is the pinnacle of videogame development; all games past, present, and future will never transcend its brilliance.

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Rescue the Princess! – #0007! Skull Kid Guy Sucks! Uncut!

It’s podcast EPISODE SEVEN! Not the Bioshock episode…or even a topic episode! It’s the very, very first GAME episode from Rescue the Princess…and to mark such an occassion, it’s about THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA’S MASK! Hey, it’s also the 25th anniversary, isn’t it?? Long, uncut, highly not safe for work but with pretty, pretty pictures and sexy dancing! Special guest: SKULL KID. DAMN YOU OFF CENTER CAMERA!

Super spoilers for:

  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

…OBVIOUSLY. Oh and Groundhog Day starring the eternal greatness that is Bill Murray! Get audio only mp3 here! Do you think that Majora’s Mask is LITERARY GOODNESS or GIMMICKY BOLLOCKS? Email the show or post in the comments!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.


RUMOR CONTRACT: Pokemon Black and White to Have Romance and Sexual Education in World Release

Black, White, N threesome rape is canon

Due to overwhelming amounts of love and lust on the Internet, Game Freak has added a romance mini-game.

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Happy New Year of the Rabbit From Rescue the Princess!

Thug out, oh brave Link, in thy BUNNY HOODIE! ONWARDS INTO YEAR OF RABBITS

ADVENTURE INTO 2011!

Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by gelato.


Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011

Top FUTURE Game Stories MAYHAPS for 2011!

Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!

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Rescue the Princess Super Year End Award Spectacular: b-rock’s Top 5 Game Stories of 2010

Best Game Stories of 2010 CHOSEN WITH DESTINY AND JUSTICE

Ready your bodies and souls for 2010’s best game stories as decreed by b-rock, Rescue the Princess’ Personification of Discordia! The OFFICIAL and DEFINITIVE LIST…until Cooleto or Lost Link put up theirs!

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Rambles in the Mist – IX: “Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective” is Best Story of 2011

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective...BEST GAME STORY OF 2011??

Sprites sublime and perfection pixelated; there can be no other contenders of this pedigree…must I say more?

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Rambles in the Mist – VIII: Tim Schafer Loves Arthouse Director; Rescue the Princess Loves Tim Schafer More

Tony Leung has cameos in both of these

Rumor? Wong Kar-Wai’s next movie is adaptation of Psychonauts fused with Ashes of Time…?

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Rescue the Princess! – #0004! A New Hope! Long But Still Short Edition??

Podcast FOUR! So unlucky! But that’s ok, because this one was OBVIOUSLY FILMED ON NOT THE SAME DAY AS PODCAST THREE! The crew talks about EIGHT upcoming games of 2011 that may or may not have AWESOME stories but they better have awesome stories or heads will roll! You better look forward to these games too! Except anything from b-rock, as his selection contains far too much SEXY BEAST! ALL PODCASTS NSFW BY THE WAY!

Maybe kinda spoilers for:

Get audio only mp3 here! Is this the shortest UNCUT podcast from Rescue the Princess ever???? Top 3 list good and proper write-ups coming soon! HEY LISTEN write in what YOUR prophesied best game stories of 2011 will be! NOTHING FROM THE END OF THE YEAR; SORRY LAST GUARDIAN AND MASS EFFECT 3. Oh hey what’s this in April?

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.


Portraits of the Princess – VIII: But Thou Must Adventure!

King Cheddar's Lady Lora and the HERO of Dragon Quest

you cannot refuse
she persists with her command
how sisyphean

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by KingCheddarXVII.


Rescue the Princess! – #0003! Top 3! Long Edition!

Podcast THREE! First real podcast of 2011! b-rock is hungover, Cooleto is ringing in the new year, and Lost Link has vuvuzela fever! The crew wraps up NINE games, with THREE games a person, declaring the best game stories of 2010! Don’t you dare take this talk with a grain of salt; it’s not opinion, it’s FACT!

SUPER spoilers for:

  • Obsidian Entertainment’s Alpha Protocol
  • 2k Marin and 2k China’s Bioshock 2
  • Bungie’s Halo: Reach
  • Quantic Dream’s Heavy Rain
  • Playdead Studios’ Limbo
  • Kojima Productions’ Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
  • 4A Games’ Metro 2033
  • Rockstar San Diego and Rockstar North’s Red Dead Redemption
  • Atlus and Lancarse’s Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey

Get audio only mp3 here! Will also have GOOD AND PROPER WRITE-UPS for each of our TOP 3 lists so prepare yourselves for elegant extrapolation soon to come! Also tell us what YOUR top 3 game stories of 2010 were! Make sure to have lots of LA PASSIONE and beat out b-rock’s pretensions, Cooleto’s genius, and Lost Link’s bollocks!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Compliments to John Williams. SUPERBLY synced by Lost Link and EUPHORICALLY edited by b-rock.


Portraits of the Princess – V: Girls in White and Boys with Horns

ashwara's Yorda and Ico of ICO

caged ethereal waif
dragged off into the shadows
wake up it’s a dream

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by ashwara.


Musings of Mudora – I: Why Do We Play Games?

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Why do we play games?

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