The first quarter of 2011 (that’s January to March! But WE’RE INCLUDING APRIL) has come and gone…and we’ve already contenders for the coveted RESCUE THE PRINCESS BEST GAME STORY OF THE YEAR! Really?? Oh, indeed! What three games have pieced together b-rock’s shattered heart and superglued it with AWESOME? Find out now!
Will supply uniforms to high schools worldwide.
BIG NEWS: Rescue the Princess Blacklists Megaten, Writes Brilliant Literary Analysis, and Joins Skyward Sword Development Team
Rescue the Princess to close down within a week.
RUMOR CONTRACT: Confirmation of Catherine to be Released in North America Confirmed By Reputable Sources
Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.
[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]
Secret Atlus CEO Catherine asks “Do you still like us?” after declaring non-interest in localization; plays head games.
evokes such adoration
stop the fall for her
No big sexy res. Artwork by yasahime.
Atlus insiders show Rescue the Princess secret documents proving its awesomeness as indisputable fact.
Rambles in the Mist – X: The Romantic Horrors of Harvest Moon – Regarding Player Responsibility in Choosing Marriage Candidates and the Annihilation of the Happiness and Existence of Others
[b-rock is but a conduit for the Crawling Chaos.]
Ready your bodies and souls for 2010′s best game stories as decreed by b-rock, Rescue the Princess’ Personification of Discordia! The OFFICIAL and DEFINITIVE LIST…until Cooleto or Lost Link put up theirs!
Atlus confesses to crime; gaming world looks on in morbid curiosity.
glory to valeria
let’s cling together
Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by genki-de.
Atlus’ Persona Team has discovered that 1000% of PS3 owners fancy T while 1000% of 360 owners fancy A.
fools cannot pronounce
behind you an army follows
the front is lonesome