Varric and Bianca confirmed to be main characters.
(more…)
March 8, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, 5th gen, artwork, belief, bianca, bioware, black, black and white, bolt, canada, caria0, crossbow, crossover, dating sim, dragon age, dragon age ii, dwarf, ea you monster, east, fanart, game freak, hype machine, japan, names, next year, nintendo you monster, original content, pocket monsters, pokemon trainer, projectile, release dates, rescue the princess, rivalry, rivals, rumor, sexy chest, the crawling chaos, varric tethras, west, white, yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
IT’S HERE.
[b-rock is waiting for Pokemon Grey.]
March 6, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RitM | Tags: 5th gen, bianca, black, black and white, cheren, envy, friendship, game freak, gotta catch em all, gray, grey, hype machine, love, n, nds, nintendo, pocket monsters, pokemon, release dates, rivals, sequels, third game, touko, touya, white | Leave A Comment »
Pictured: least emotionally distraught/batshit insane character from Mass Effect 2.
(more…)
February 28, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RitM | Tags: 2011, arma 2, black, black history month, carl johnson, cj, future, future of gaming, grand theft auto, gta, jacob taylor, mass effect, mass effect 2, mass effect 3, matthew cooper, minorities, protagonist, racism, san andreas, videogames | Leave A Comment »
Due to overwhelming amounts of love and lust on the Internet, Game Freak has added a romance mini-game.
(more…)
February 11, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, adventure, australia, belief, bianca, birds and the bees, black, black and white, boys, canon, cash cow franchise, cheren, cockfight, dating sim, europe, fan-fantasy, fanart, fans, game design, game freak, girls, global, grey, heterosexuality, homosexuality, literary, love, lust, mini-game, n, north america, oshawott, pocket monsters, pokemon, pokemon trainer, release dates, romance, rumor, sex ed, sexuality, sexy, shipping war, story, the crawling chaos, threesomes, touko, touya, videogames, white, yaoi, yellow journalism, yuri | 19 Comments »
Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!
(more…)
February 1, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, Top List | Tags: 360, action, adventure, ar tonelico, assassins of kings, best of the best, bioware, black, black and white, capcom, catherine, cd projekt, child of eden, deus ex, disgaea 4, dragon age ii, fantasy, for serious, fps, future, genki rockets, ghost trick, gust, human revolution, hype machine, hyperdimension neptunia, innocent sin, journey, knell of ar ciel, let us cling together, let's positive thinking, literary, love, mass effect 3, megaten, mmo, multi-platform, nds, online, optimism, pc, persona 2, phantom detective, pokemon, politics, predictions, prequels, prophecy, prospects, ps3, psp, q entertainment, qoga, release dates, rescue the princess, rpg, sci-fi, sequels, shadows of the damned, shin megami tensei, spiritual sequels, star wars, story, tactics, tactics ogre, team ico, that game company, the last guardian, the old republic, the witcher 2, top 5, trico, videogames, white, wii | Leave A Comment »
Atlus’ Persona Team has discovered that 1000% of PS3 owners fancy T while 1000% of 360 owners fancy A.
(more…)
January 10, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, 360, adultery, ass, atlus, atlus persona team, belief, black, blonde, brunette, catherine, damned lies, dreams, feminism, fetish, girls, glasses, heterosexuality, immorality, japan, katherine, lambs to the sexy, lies, love, megaten, nightmare, nocturnal emissions, ps3, rumor, rumormonger, sexuality, sheep, shigenori soejima, shin megami tensei, sleep, sorry ladies, sorry wii, statistics, t&a, the crawling chaos, tits, vincent, white, yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
