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Happy Valentine’s Day from Rescue the Princess!

Jin Kisaragi and Kimmy Howell, drowning away their sorrows while Lilith rejoices

Drink 2011’s Singles Awareness Day away with other such sexy singles!

Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by caria0.


Gaming’s 5 Most Attractive (And Rejected) Stalkers

Lezard Valeth, the Edward Cullen of Videogames

It is a truth commonly known that the best of the best tales of romance contain wild obsession and attempted rape and murder, from Apollo and Daphne to Les Miserables to Twilight to the greatest tale of all, WALL-E; videogames are no exception. But in celebration of Singles Awareness Day, let us not read about those who were successful in their pursuits! Let us read about those who tried yet inexplicably failed, despite their personal beauty, charisma, and insanity!

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4 Great Lagomorphic Characters That Should Dictate the Destiny of 2011

2011 shall bring about the Cultural Rabbit Revolution!

Mindless violence, cheap thrills, sequels upon sequels, gluttonous corporations swallowing the meek; dark days are upon the world of videogames. Do we dare to dream of dawn while we are consumed by this midnight express of errors, bereft of true adventure?

Yes, I say; dream! For it is a new year; the year of the Rabbit! Salvation shall lie this way; four great minds to shape our FUTURE!

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Rambles in the Mist – IX: “Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective” is Best Story of 2011

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective...BEST GAME STORY OF 2011??

Sprites sublime and perfection pixelated; there can be no other contenders of this pedigree…must I say more?

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