Podcast episode TWELVE but it’s really episode NINE but we never got around to putting it up until now because b-rock lost the edits a long time ago and broke down in tears until deciding to re-edit it all! SEVEN DEADLY SINS episode! It’s 1000% accurate and full of journalistic integrity! Rescue the Princess names the epitomes for each sin in videogaming existence…but wait! We all disagree? So you’re getting 21 names altogether! Who, you might ask? Watch on and find out! Spoilers? Maybe! NSFW?? Just a tad! b-rock gets censored??? DEFINITELY.
No short version of this because Lost Link won’t edit it! No mp3 audio only either! Just this vid; watch or be condemned to gaze into Lucifer’s genitals for eternity! Who are YOUR seven deadly sins of videogames? Email the show or post some comments!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.
August 16, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, IMPORTANT, Lost Link, Show | Tags: 1000 percent truth, acting, alternate character interpretation, avatar, bayonetta, capitalism, capitalism ho, captain falcon, censored, dante, donkey kong, ecchi, elitist hipster trash, english majors, envy, fat princess, fullmetal alchemist, genius, gluttony, greed, hell, history, ice climbers, immorality, innocent sin, ivy, james cameron, kirby, link, literary, lucifer, luigi, lust, megaten, morality, morals, nightmare, nintendo, nocturne, nsfw, pac-man, planespace torment, podcast, pokemon, pokemon trainer, pride, recette, recettear, rescue the princess, samus aran, sengoku rance, seven deadly sins, sex, shaq, shin megami tensei, sloth, talon, theatre, tingle, uncut, vegeta, videogames, voldo, wario, wrath | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.
Sourced with 100% accuracy from Siliconera, Kotowari, and Secret Sexy Atlus CEO Catherine’s erotic email.
[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]
March 1, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 2011, 360, adult, atlus, atlus faithful, atlus persona team, belief, catherine, confirmed, dreams, ecchi, email, english, erotic, export, fan abuse, hentai, import, insanity, japan, katherine, localization, masochism, mayhaps FOR SERIOUS, megaten, mind games, north america, official, pink, ps3, psycho, release dates, rumor, sadism, sex, sexuality, sexy puzzle nightmare game, shin megami tensei, summer, tease, the crawling chaos, tsundere, videogames, we love you, yandere, yellow journalism, your cheating heart, yuri | Leave A Comment »
Secret Atlus CEO Catherine asks “Do you still like us?” after declaring non-interest in localization; plays head games.
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February 26, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 360, ???, adult, atlus, atlus faithful, atlus persona team, belief, catherine, confirmed, do you still like us, dreams, ecchi, email, english, export, fan abuse, freudian field day, hentai, hype machine, import, insanity, japan, katherine, katsura hashino, localization, masochism, mayhaps FOR SERIOUS, megaten, mind games, nightmare, nocturnal emissions, pink, ps3, psycho, rumor, sadism, sexuality, sexy, shigenori soejima, shin megami tensei, shoji meguro, striptease, tease, the crawling chaos, tsundere, videogames, yandere, yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Udon Entertainment bent on capitalizing on summer sales and swimsuit editions.
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February 9, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, action, artbook, artwork, beach episode, belief, blitz, boys, canvas, catherine o'hara, darcsen, delays, design archive, ecchi, edelweiss, english, europa, fps, freesia york, gallia, gallian chronicles, gallian front, girls, i want more sadistic jane, imps, juno coren, love, militia, official, pin-up, preview, raita honjou, release dates, rpg, rumor, second europan war, sega, selvaria bles, sex appeal, sexy, squad 7, strategy, summer, swimsuits, the crawling chaos, third-person, translation, turn-based, udon entertainment, valkyria chronicles, valkyrur, videogames, war, wwi, wwii, yaoi, yellow journalism, yuri | 1 Comment »
Revelations over high levels of sexual content has Square-Enix in retreat.
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January 18, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, ar tonelico, belief, death to ff, delays, ecchi, fabula nova crystallis, final fantasy xiii-2, gust, hentai, if you know what i mean, japan, knell of ar ciel, magical crystal insertion, magical crystal removal, multi-platform, nis america, ps3, qoga, rated m, rpg, rumor, sequels, sexuality, sexy, square-enix, striptease, the crawling chaos, videogames, yaoi, yellow journalism, yuri | 5 Comments »
