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Rescue the Princess! – #0012! Seven Deadly Sins!

Podcast episode TWELVE but it’s really episode NINE but we never got around to putting it up until now because b-rock lost the edits a long time ago and broke down in tears until deciding to re-edit it all! SEVEN DEADLY SINS episode! It’s 1000% accurate and full of journalistic integrity! Rescue the Princess names the epitomes for each sin in videogaming existence…but wait! We all disagree? So you’re getting 21 names altogether! Who, you might ask? Watch on and find out! Spoilers? Maybe! NSFW?? Just a tad! b-rock gets censored??? DEFINITELY.

No short version of this because Lost Link won’t edit it! No mp3 audio only either! Just this vid; watch or be condemned to gaze into Lucifer’s genitals for eternity! Who are YOUR seven deadly sins of videogames? Email the show or post some comments!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.


Rescue the Contest! No. 1 is CLOSED!

ROCK

…with absolutely no winners to anything. Sadness!

Will post answers at some time or another!


Musical Madness 2011 Extended to July 16th!

CARAMELLDANSEN

That’s right, we’re extending the deadline to July 16th! Mainly because no one submitted anything but really mainly because I haven’t put up all the hints! Will they even help?? Who knows! Have a hint coin!

HINT COIN #0007: Track 14 is SEGAAAA. Track 15 is like a raven and a writing desk. Track 16 is big.


Rescue the Contest! No. 1! MUSICAL MADNESS!

It's the very first Rescue the Princess contest!

To honor Video Games Live…that’s right, it’s our very first contest! And of course, it involves music! Read the rest for the details!

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Portraits of the Princess – XII: A Gameboy Built for Two

gelato's Princess Daisy

mainstream geeks eat peach
gorging on the classic taste
try some daisy cake

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by gelato.


Happy New Year of the Rabbit From Rescue the Princess!

Thug out, oh brave Link, in thy BUNNY HOODIE! ONWARDS INTO YEAR OF RABBITS

ADVENTURE INTO 2011!

Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by gelato.


Rambles in the Mist – VIII: Tim Schafer Loves Arthouse Director; Rescue the Princess Loves Tim Schafer More

Tony Leung has cameos in both of these

Rumor? Wong Kar-Wai’s next movie is adaptation of Psychonauts fused with Ashes of Time…?

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Top 5 Games With Top Story That Are Always On Top 5 Lists When There Are Better Alternatives

Alternative Gamestyle

Don’t you want to play alternatively?

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