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Posts tagged “europe

RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus to Introduce Persona Clothing Line

Modelling for Abercrombie & Fitch, Persona 2 girls' uniforms

Will supply uniforms to high schools worldwide.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Pokemon Black and White to Have Romance and Sexual Education in World Release

Black, White, N threesome rape is canon

Due to overwhelming amounts of love and lust on the Internet, Game Freak has added a romance mini-game.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Professor Layton Specifically Designed to Steal Souls of Women

Professor Layton and Luke look for ADVENTURE and PROFIT

Level-5 president confirms the use of market-enhancing drugs and gentlemanly behavior.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Europe and the Americas Don’t Care About Story, Says Nintendo

This game probably isn't good

Citing The Last Story as their prime example, Nintendo also illustrated why the Western world is unable to read.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Canadians Attempt to Convert World to Bisexuality via Dragon Age II

Hawke x Bethany is canon

Confirmed: everyone in Kirkwall is bisexual.

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