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RUMOR CONTRACT: An ICO Fanbook??

~Melody in the Twenties~

Starring the comicking of Kenno Arkkan and Vince Price, the artistry of 9hd, ashwara, caria0, CrazySharly, dark-tarou, Devlinne, Ella, gelato, kou-chann, midgetcats, Neener, Nick Swift, schwarz-gold, Sky and WHM, and the concepts of Frances B.!

A comedic ICO fanbook coming to theaters near you! September 30th! DON’T MISS IT!


3 Great Game Stories You CANNOT Miss of Q1 2011

Now you're thinking with radiant tricks

The first quarter of 2011 (that’s January to March! But WE’RE INCLUDING APRIL) has come and gone…and we’ve already contenders for the coveted RESCUE THE PRINCESS BEST GAME STORY OF THE YEAR! Really?? Oh, indeed! What three games have pieced together b-rock’s shattered heart and superglued it with AWESOME? Find out now!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: RUMOR CONTRACT Agents Poached By Unscrupulous Media Mogul

Videogame Journalism

Defections to 2-BIT! imminent.

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Rambles in the Mist – XI: Psychonauts Depicts Most Realistic Young Love Ever

FUCK YEAH, BEST SUMMER CAMP EVER

Bless your heart, Tim Schafer!

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The World’s Most Romantic Game is Persona 3 Portable

SOCIAL LINK REVERSAL

Whether you play as a girl or a boy, you can love up everyone and that’s what matters most.

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Gaming’s 5 Most Attractive (And Rejected) Stalkers

Lezard Valeth, the Edward Cullen of Videogames

It is a truth commonly known that the best of the best tales of romance contain wild obsession and attempted rape and murder, from Apollo and Daphne to Les Miserables to Twilight to the greatest tale of all, WALL-E; videogames are no exception. But in celebration of Singles Awareness Day, let us not read about those who were successful in their pursuits! Let us read about those who tried yet inexplicably failed, despite their personal beauty, charisma, and insanity!

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Rambles in the Mist – X: The Romantic Horrors of Harvest Moon – Regarding Player Responsibility in Choosing Marriage Candidates and the Annihilation of the Happiness and Existence of Others

The Romantic Horrors of Harvest Moon - a study by Dr. Phil E. Mon

[b-rock is but a conduit for the Crawling Chaos.]


4 Great Lagomorphic Characters That Should Dictate the Destiny of 2011

2011 shall bring about the Cultural Rabbit Revolution!

Mindless violence, cheap thrills, sequels upon sequels, gluttonous corporations swallowing the meek; dark days are upon the world of videogames. Do we dare to dream of dawn while we are consumed by this midnight express of errors, bereft of true adventure?

Yes, I say; dream! For it is a new year; the year of the Rabbit! Salvation shall lie this way; four great minds to shape our FUTURE!

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Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011

Top FUTURE Game Stories MAYHAPS for 2011!

Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!

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Rescue the Princess Super Year End Award Spectacular: b-rock’s Top 5 Game Stories of 2010

Best Game Stories of 2010 CHOSEN WITH DESTINY AND JUSTICE

Ready your bodies and souls for 2010’s best game stories as decreed by b-rock, Rescue the Princess’ Personification of Discordia! The OFFICIAL and DEFINITIVE LIST…until Cooleto or Lost Link put up theirs!

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Rambles in the Mist – IX: “Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective” is Best Story of 2011

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective...BEST GAME STORY OF 2011??

Sprites sublime and perfection pixelated; there can be no other contenders of this pedigree…must I say more?

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Rambles in the Mist – VIII: Tim Schafer Loves Arthouse Director; Rescue the Princess Loves Tim Schafer More

Tony Leung has cameos in both of these

Rumor? Wong Kar-Wai’s next movie is adaptation of Psychonauts fused with Ashes of Time…?

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Top 5 Games With Top Story That Are Always On Top 5 Lists When There Are Better Alternatives

Alternative Gamestyle

Don’t you want to play alternatively?

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