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Rescue the Princess! – #0022! Video Game Villains!

RtP! discusses what makes a good villain in video games.


Musings of Mudora VII: Through the Portal

portal gun

When I turned on my computer in the morning (by pressing the power button, waiting, and double clicking on the internet shortcut) I left the room and made a delicious cinnamon raisin bagel with cream-cheese, ate said bagel, cleaned up, took a shower and then returned to my room. Google had just finished loading its homepage icon. Such was my morning routine when dealing with a computer that takes half an hour to turn on and load the internet.

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Gaming’s 5 Most Attractive (And Rejected) Stalkers

Lezard Valeth, the Edward Cullen of Videogames

It is a truth commonly known that the best of the best tales of romance contain wild obsession and attempted rape and murder, from Apollo and Daphne to Les Miserables to Twilight to the greatest tale of all, WALL-E; videogames are no exception. But in celebration of Singles Awareness Day, let us not read about those who were successful in their pursuits! Let us read about those who tried yet inexplicably failed, despite their personal beauty, charisma, and insanity!

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