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Posts tagged “haiku

The Phatty PS3 is Dead, Long Live the Slim

Metal Gear Solid 4 Bundle PS3 cannot even be saved by Solid Snake

80 gigabytes
beautiful black with BC
blinks a deathly red

[b-rock hates consoles.]

HINT COIN #0005: Track 06 rooms with angels. Track 07 is so spartan.


Portraits of the Princess – XVI: A Gentleman Should Always Swap Clothes When Asked

caria's Flora Reinhold and Luke Triton

in a high tower
the golden riddle answer
enjoys luke abuse

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by caria0.


Portraits of the Princess – XV: Natural Nectar Napping

gelato's Erika

dreams only sweet dreams
beauty is her obsession
embraces the gloom

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by gelato.


Portraits of the Princess – XIV: An Uncharted Persia

CrazySharly's Elika and the Prince

reckless leap again
hand pulls me from the abyss
my barefoot savior

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by CrazySharly.


Portraits of the Princess – XIII: A Fool’s Empress

yasahime's Mitsuru Kirijo

gekkoukan’s goddess
evokes such adoration
stop the fall for her

No big sexy res. Artwork by yasahime.


Portraits of the Princess – XII: A Gameboy Built for Two

gelato's Princess Daisy

mainstream geeks eat peach
gorging on the classic taste
try some daisy cake

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by gelato.


Portraits of the Princess – XI: Open Your Heart

caria0's Princess Sapphire Rhodonite and Almaz von Almadine Adamant

jewel with chainsaw
history’s strongest being
best of luck almaz

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Portraits of the Princess – X: Teo Torriatte

genki-de's Kachua Powell/Catiua Pauel of Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together

aisuruhito yo
glory to valeria
let’s cling together

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by genki-de.


Portraits of the Princess – IX: A Clockwork Peach

CrazySharly's Princess Peach

such lovely pixels
pink wine with no gravity
gorgeousness made code

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by CrazySharly.


Portraits of the Princess – VIII: But Thou Must Adventure!

King Cheddar's Lady Lora and the HERO of Dragon Quest

you cannot refuse
she persists with her command
how sisyphean

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by KingCheddarXVII.


Portraits of the Princess – VII: Crazy Dream of the Moon

Hardedge-Maelstrom

cat-esque sweater vamp
sliced into seventeen bits
eyes are gold now run

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by Hardedge-Maelstrom aka Colin Tan.


Portraits of the Princess – VI: Ballistically Equipped

maruuco's Ashley Graham and Leon S. Kennedy of Resident Evil 4

president’s daughter
must rescue all the damn time
good thing there’s ada

No big sexy res. Artwork by maruuco.


Portraits of the Princess – V: Girls in White and Boys with Horns

ashwara's Yorda and Ico of ICO

caged ethereal waif
dragged off into the shadows
wake up it’s a dream

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Portraits of the Princess – IV: Justice Lies With Princesses

Talking-Jive's Yggdra of Yggdra Union

fools cannot pronounce
behind you an army follows
the front is lonesome

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by Talking-Jive aka Emily Costello.


Portraits of the Princess – III: Ain’t Over ‘Til the White-Haired Girl Sings

Talking-Jive's Gwendolyn of Odin Sphere

has daddy issues
falls in love then story ends
time to birth new world

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by Talking-Jive aka Emily Costello.


Portraits of the Princess – II: Princesses Ahoy!

Talking-Jive's Faris of Final Fantasy V

dons a dashing coat
handsome pirate sails the seas
he is a lady

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by Talking-Jive aka Emily Costello.


Portraits of the Princess – I: The Restoration Queen

Talking-Jive's Eirika of Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

has many true loves
the player decides her fate
of which end is best?

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by Talking-Jive aka Emily Costello.