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Posts tagged “homosexuality

The World’s Most Romantic Game is Persona 3 Portable

SOCIAL LINK REVERSAL

Whether you play as a girl or a boy, you can love up everyone and that’s what matters most.

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Gaming’s 5 Most Attractive (And Rejected) Stalkers

Lezard Valeth, the Edward Cullen of Videogames

It is a truth commonly known that the best of the best tales of romance contain wild obsession and attempted rape and murder, from Apollo and Daphne to Les Miserables to Twilight to the greatest tale of all, WALL-E; videogames are no exception. But in celebration of Singles Awareness Day, let us not read about those who were successful in their pursuits! Let us read about those who tried yet inexplicably failed, despite their personal beauty, charisma, and insanity!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Pokemon Black and White to Have Romance and Sexual Education in World Release

Black, White, N threesome rape is canon

Due to overwhelming amounts of love and lust on the Internet, Game Freak has added a romance mini-game.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Polls Show College-Aged Males Despise Gears of War 3

The ladies'll be dead and raped by mid-game

86% blame the open presence of women.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Nintendo Outraged Over Portrayal In Lesbian Dating Sim

Sexy Console Wars a la Japan

Family entertainment giant Nintendo pushes for damnatio memoriae on Idea Factory’s Hyperdimension Neptunia.

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Rambles in the Mist – VII: Speculation on Depravity of Moral Guardian Tokyo Governor…?

Shintaro Ishihara, the Man

RUMOR CONTRACT #9325: Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara, former novelist acquainted with Yukio Mishima, moral guardian, old man, and promoter of Anti-Stuff Ban, writes fanfiction depicting the rape of Travis Touchdown by Doctor Naomi, both of No More Heroes fame.

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