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Mass Effect Hype Machine!

First audio-only podcast from RtP! b-rock and Lost Link discuss the pros and cons of Bioware’s Mass Effect series up to this point! What are the potentials of the choice/consequence system in regards to telling a good story OVER MULTIPLE GAMES? Will Mass Effect 3 live up to our elitist standards?

Watch out, ME1 and ME2 spoilers!


ICO/Shadow of the Colossus HD Collection Is Out

Ico x Wander adventure FOREVER

Haa? Why the DEVIL are you reading this? DON’T WASTE TIME, GO GET IT NOW.


RUMOR CONTRACT: An ICO Fanbook??

~Melody in the Twenties~

Starring the comicking of Kenno Arkkan and Vince Price, the artistry of 9hd, ashwara, caria0, CrazySharly, dark-tarou, Devlinne, Ella, gelato, kou-chann, midgetcats, Neener, Nick Swift, schwarz-gold, Sky and WHM, and the concepts of Frances B.!

A comedic ICO fanbook coming to theaters near you! September 30th! DON’T MISS IT!


3 Great Game Stories You CANNOT Miss of Q1 2011

Now you're thinking with radiant tricks

The first quarter of 2011 (that’s January to March! But WE’RE INCLUDING APRIL) has come and gone…and we’ve already contenders for the coveted RESCUE THE PRINCESS BEST GAME STORY OF THE YEAR! Really?? Oh, indeed! What three games have pieced together b-rock’s shattered heart and superglued it with AWESOME? Find out now!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Dragon Age and Pokemon Crossover Due Next Year

Varric x Bianca SEXYTIMES next year!

Varric and Bianca confirmed to be main characters.

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Rambles in the Mist – XIII: Pokemon Black and White is OUT

Pokemon cannot be stopped

IT’S HERE.

[b-rock is waiting for Pokemon Grey.]


Let’s Play! Dragon Age II Demo! With Commentary!

Rescue the Princess! plays Bioware’s Dragon Age II demo from start to finish! b-rock and Lost Link do commentary! Don’t want commentary? We’ve already upped a version without! Check here or go to the RtP! Youtube channel! Four parts in total! There be spoilers for Dragon Age: Origins, Awakening, and minor ones for Dragon Age II!

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Let’s Play! Dragon Age II Demo!

b-rock of Rescue the Princess! plays Bioware’s Dragon Age II demo from start to finish! It shows the opening of the game, to be released on March 8th, 2011…so RUN AWAY IF YOU WANT THE VIRGIN EXPERIENCE! Four parts in total! Check them out and more at the official Rescue the Princess Youtube channel!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus Provides Hard Evidence That Persona 2: Innocent Sin Will Be Awesome

Atlus insiders show Rescue the Princess secret documents proving its awesomeness as indisputable fact.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: “Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together” Resurrects Freddie Mercury For Soundtrack

TRIVIA: Brian May voices the fortune teller.

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Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011

Top FUTURE Game Stories MAYHAPS for 2011!

Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!

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