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Posts tagged “localization

RUMOR CONTRACT: Sega’s Yakuza 4 Will Be Released in North America Completely Uncensored

LIKE A DRAGON 4

Except for a quiz game that was deemed incomprehensible and an opening video so sexual, it reverted Buddhist monks out of celibacy.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Confirmation of Catherine to be Released in North America Confirmed By Reputable Sources

CATHERINE, SEX-PUZZLE-NIGHTMARE GAME, NORTH AMERICA, SUMMER 2011, FOX NEWS GOES BALLISTIC

Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.

Sourced with 100% accuracy from Siliconera, Kotowari, and Secret Sexy Atlus CEO Catherine’s erotic email.

[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]



RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus Provides Hard Evidence That Persona 2: Innocent Sin Will Be Awesome

Atlus insiders show Rescue the Princess secret documents proving its awesomeness as indisputable fact.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Europe and the Americas Don’t Care About Story, Says Nintendo

This game probably isn't good

Citing The Last Story as their prime example, Nintendo also illustrated why the Western world is unable to read.

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