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RUMOR CONTRACT: Confirmation of Catherine to be Released in North America Confirmed By Reputable Sources

CATHERINE, SEX-PUZZLE-NIGHTMARE GAME, NORTH AMERICA, SUMMER 2011, FOX NEWS GOES BALLISTIC

Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.

Sourced with 100% accuracy from Siliconera, Kotowari, and Secret Sexy Atlus CEO Catherine’s erotic email.

[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]



RUMOR CONTRACT: Nintendo Outraged Over Portrayal In Lesbian Dating Sim

Sexy Console Wars a la Japan

Family entertainment giant Nintendo pushes for damnatio memoriae on Idea Factory’s Hyperdimension Neptunia.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Disgaea 4 Replaces Sexy Wooden Horse Torture With Sexy Bestiality Torture

CATSABER IS SO CUDDLY

Bill 156 approves of archer/catsaber sexual relations!

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