Catherine tells the twisting tale of Vincent Brooks, the laid-back ordinary shlum of a guy whose life gets turned upside down when his girlfriend starts hinting that she wants to get married.
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August 17, 2011 | Categories: Bollocks, Lost Link, MoM, Review | Tags: anime, anime porn, astaroth, atlus, blocks, boss, catherine, confession, demons, dramedy, drunk, erica, fertility, fullmetal alchemist, goddess, golden playhouse, hentai, hollywood, ishtar, karma meter, katherine, killer 7, love affair, marriage, midnight venus, nightmare, persona, perverted, puzzle, rapunzel, rescue the princess, rom com, roy mustang, sake, sex, storytelling, stray sheep, suda 51, surrealist, travis willingham, vincent, walls | Leave A Comment »
Podcast episode TWELVE but it’s really episode NINE but we never got around to putting it up until now because b-rock lost the edits a long time ago and broke down in tears until deciding to re-edit it all! SEVEN DEADLY SINS episode! It’s 1000% accurate and full of journalistic integrity! Rescue the Princess names the epitomes for each sin in videogaming existence…but wait! We all disagree? So you’re getting 21 names altogether! Who, you might ask? Watch on and find out! Spoilers? Maybe! NSFW?? Just a tad! b-rock gets censored??? DEFINITELY.
No short version of this because Lost Link won’t edit it! No mp3 audio only either! Just this vid; watch or be condemned to gaze into Lucifer’s genitals for eternity! Who are YOUR seven deadly sins of videogames? Email the show or post some comments!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.
August 16, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, IMPORTANT, Lost Link, Show | Tags: 1000 percent truth, acting, alternate character interpretation, avatar, bayonetta, capitalism, capitalism ho, captain falcon, censored, dante, donkey kong, ecchi, elitist hipster trash, english majors, envy, fat princess, fullmetal alchemist, genius, gluttony, greed, hell, history, ice climbers, immorality, innocent sin, ivy, james cameron, kirby, link, literary, lucifer, luigi, lust, megaten, morality, morals, nightmare, nintendo, nocturne, nsfw, pac-man, planespace torment, podcast, pokemon, pokemon trainer, pride, recette, recettear, rescue the princess, samus aran, sengoku rance, seven deadly sins, sex, shaq, shin megami tensei, sloth, talon, theatre, tingle, uncut, vegeta, videogames, voldo, wario, wrath | Leave A Comment »

Secret Atlus CEO Catherine asks “Do you still like us?” after declaring non-interest in localization; plays head games.
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February 26, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 360, ???, adult, atlus, atlus faithful, atlus persona team, belief, catherine, confirmed, do you still like us, dreams, ecchi, email, english, export, fan abuse, freudian field day, hentai, hype machine, import, insanity, japan, katherine, katsura hashino, localization, masochism, mayhaps FOR SERIOUS, megaten, mind games, nightmare, nocturnal emissions, pink, ps3, psycho, rumor, sadism, sexuality, sexy, shigenori soejima, shin megami tensei, shoji meguro, striptease, tease, the crawling chaos, tsundere, videogames, yandere, yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »

Atlus’ Persona Team has discovered that 1000% of PS3 owners fancy T while 1000% of 360 owners fancy A.
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January 10, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, 360, adultery, ass, atlus, atlus persona team, belief, black, blonde, brunette, catherine, damned lies, dreams, feminism, fetish, girls, glasses, heterosexuality, immorality, japan, katherine, lambs to the sexy, lies, love, megaten, nightmare, nocturnal emissions, ps3, rumor, rumormonger, sexuality, sheep, shigenori soejima, shin megami tensei, sleep, sorry ladies, sorry wii, statistics, t&a, the crawling chaos, tits, vincent, white, yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Podcast FOUR! So unlucky! But that’s ok, because this one was OBVIOUSLY FILMED ON NOT THE SAME DAY AS PODCAST THREE! The crew talks about EIGHT upcoming games of 2011 that may or may not have AWESOME stories but they better have awesome stories or heads will roll! You better look forward to these games too! Except anything from b-rock, as his selection contains far too much SEXY BEAST! ALL PODCASTS NSFW BY THE WAY!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
- Rocksteady Studios’ Batman: Arkham City (Q3 2011 – PC, PS3, 360)
- Atlus Persona Team’s Catherine (February 17, 2011 – PS3, 360 – JAPAN ONLY)
- Visceral Games’ Dead Space 2 (January 25, 2011 – PC, PS3, 360)
- Eidos Montreal’s Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Q2 2011 – PC, PS3, 360)
- Bioware’s Dragon Age II (March 8, 2011 – PC, PS3, 360)
- Epic Games’ Gears of War 3 (September 2011 – 360)
- Nintedo EAD’s The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Q1 2011 – Wii)
- CD Projekt RED STUDIO’s The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (May 17, 2011 – PC)
Get audio only mp3 here! Is this the shortest UNCUT podcast from Rescue the Princess ever???? Top 3 list good and proper write-ups coming soon! HEY LISTEN write in what YOUR prophesied best game stories of 2011 will be! NOTHING FROM THE END OF THE YEAR; SORRY LAST GUARDIAN AND MASS EFFECT 3. Oh hey what’s this in April?
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.
January 9, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link, Show | Tags: 2011, 360, a new hope, action, adventure, arkham city, assassins of kings, atlus, atlus persona team, batman, best of the best, bioware, bollocks, catherine, cd projekt, dead space 2, debate, deus ex, dooz oh, dragon age ii, dreams, eidos montreal, epic games, episode iv, gears of war 3, gears of war 3 game of 2011, hallucinations, hd collection, human revolution, ico, important, inception, latin, legend of zelda, limbo, love, mass effect 3, megaten, multi-platform, mystery, nightmare, nintendo, nsfw, pc, podcast, predictions, pretentious, ps3, references, release dates, rescue the princess, rocksteady studios, rpg, sex, shadow of the colossus, shin megami tensei, skyward sword, star wars, story, survival horror, team ico, the last guardian, the waste land, the witcher 2, tom hardy, ts eliot, uncut, upcoming, videogames, visceral games, wii, zelda | Leave A Comment »