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Rescue the Princess! – #0013! To You, Mark Hamill!

It’s episode THIRTEEN of the podcast and it’s a special one with a special guest: Shawn of Rogue’s Gallery! If you like comics, you buy them there or may a goblin toss you off a bridge! But wait! It’s a REALLY special podcast because it’s the last time you’ll see Cooleto on the show! He’s been hired by Rocksteady Studios to write the script for a Batman dating sim where you get to hook Batman up with a variety of characters, including Harley Quinn!

So yes, it’s the COMICCAST semi-uncut, dedicated to Mark Hamill and his glorious voice! Rescue the Princess talks about comics, videogames, and how some are done right and how some are done terribly, terribly wrong! Then we discuss the XTREME 90s, the comics we’d like to see as games, and movies of summer 2011! The Walking Dead videogame is being made by Telltale Games, by the way! From the team behind Sam & Max? Boy, we’re definitely in for some laughs! NSFW podcast like always!

Videogame spoilers (not really, more like topics):

  • Batman: Arkham Asylum
  • Batman: Arkham City
  • DC Universe Online
  • Dead Space
  • Dead Space 2
  • Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2
  • Spider-man: Maximum Carnage
  • Spider-man: Shattered Dimensions
  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Comic spoilers/topics:

  • Marvel’s Civil War
  • Scott Pilgrim
  • Shingeki no Kyojin (Advance of the Giants/Attack on Titan)
  • The Walking Dead

And that’s it! No more talking about Spider-man on Rescue the Princess ever again! What are your favorite videogames based off comics? What comics would make excellent videogames? Should Shawn replace Cooleto as the new co-host? Email the show or post some comments!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.


3 Great Game Stories You CANNOT Miss of Q1 2011

Now you're thinking with radiant tricks

The first quarter of 2011 (that’s January to March! But WE’RE INCLUDING APRIL) has come and gone…and we’ve already contenders for the coveted RESCUE THE PRINCESS BEST GAME STORY OF THE YEAR! Really?? Oh, indeed! What three games have pieced together b-rock’s shattered heart and superglued it with AWESOME? Find out now!

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Let’s Play! Warhammer 40K Dawn of War II: Retribution! What a Long Title!

b-rock plays the Warhammer 40K Dawn of War II: Retribution expansion campaign…for the Imperial Guard! WATCH OUT, there be SPOILERS for all the games before! Commentary by b-rock! Like all Let’s Plays, two versions of every video will be put up: one with commentary and one without so you have options! Keep an eye on the Rescue the Princess Youtube channel for further videos!

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Let’s Play! Dragon Age II Demo! With Commentary!

Rescue the Princess! plays Bioware’s Dragon Age II demo from start to finish! b-rock and Lost Link do commentary! Don’t want commentary? We’ve already upped a version without! Check here or go to the RtP! Youtube channel! Four parts in total! There be spoilers for Dragon Age: Origins, Awakening, and minor ones for Dragon Age II!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Cave Story Creator Swears Off Developing Videogames Forever

Cave Story: The Anime coming next year

Cave Story is the pinnacle of videogame development; all games past, present, and future will never transcend its brilliance.

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Let’s Play! Dragon Age II Demo!

b-rock of Rescue the Princess! plays Bioware’s Dragon Age II demo from start to finish! It shows the opening of the game, to be released on March 8th, 2011…so RUN AWAY IF YOU WANT THE VIRGIN EXPERIENCE! Four parts in total! Check them out and more at the official Rescue the Princess Youtube channel!

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Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011

Top FUTURE Game Stories MAYHAPS for 2011!

Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!

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Rescue the Princess Super Year End Award Spectacular: b-rock’s Top 5 Game Stories of 2010

Best Game Stories of 2010 CHOSEN WITH DESTINY AND JUSTICE

Ready your bodies and souls for 2010’s best game stories as decreed by b-rock, Rescue the Princess’ Personification of Discordia! The OFFICIAL and DEFINITIVE LIST…until Cooleto or Lost Link put up theirs!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Canadians Attempt to Convert World to Bisexuality via Dragon Age II

Hawke x Bethany is canon

Confirmed: everyone in Kirkwall is bisexual.

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Rescue the Princess! – #0004! A New Hope! Long But Still Short Edition??

Podcast FOUR! So unlucky! But that’s ok, because this one was OBVIOUSLY FILMED ON NOT THE SAME DAY AS PODCAST THREE! The crew talks about EIGHT upcoming games of 2011 that may or may not have AWESOME stories but they better have awesome stories or heads will roll! You better look forward to these games too! Except anything from b-rock, as his selection contains far too much SEXY BEAST! ALL PODCASTS NSFW BY THE WAY!

Maybe kinda spoilers for:

Get audio only mp3 here! Is this the shortest UNCUT podcast from Rescue the Princess ever???? Top 3 list good and proper write-ups coming soon! HEY LISTEN write in what YOUR prophesied best game stories of 2011 will be! NOTHING FROM THE END OF THE YEAR; SORRY LAST GUARDIAN AND MASS EFFECT 3. Oh hey what’s this in April?

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Rescue the Princess! – #0003! Top 3! Long Edition!

Podcast THREE! First real podcast of 2011! b-rock is hungover, Cooleto is ringing in the new year, and Lost Link has vuvuzela fever! The crew wraps up NINE games, with THREE games a person, declaring the best game stories of 2010! Don’t you dare take this talk with a grain of salt; it’s not opinion, it’s FACT!

SUPER spoilers for:

  • Obsidian Entertainment’s Alpha Protocol
  • 2k Marin and 2k China’s Bioshock 2
  • Bungie’s Halo: Reach
  • Quantic Dream’s Heavy Rain
  • Playdead Studios’ Limbo
  • Kojima Productions’ Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
  • 4A Games’ Metro 2033
  • Rockstar San Diego and Rockstar North’s Red Dead Redemption
  • Atlus and Lancarse’s Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey

Get audio only mp3 here! Will also have GOOD AND PROPER WRITE-UPS for each of our TOP 3 lists so prepare yourselves for elegant extrapolation soon to come! Also tell us what YOUR top 3 game stories of 2010 were! Make sure to have lots of LA PASSIONE and beat out b-rock’s pretensions, Cooleto’s genius, and Lost Link’s bollocks!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Compliments to John Williams. SUPERBLY synced by Lost Link and EUPHORICALLY edited by b-rock.


Rambles in the Mist – V: All of Them Ended By Hollywood

Ain't Hollywood until the crossover

How to tell when your favorite games are no longer good!

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