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Rescue the Princess! – #0009! Heroine Addicts Are Superheroes! Short Version!

Short, edited version of podcast nine even though it’s really eleven because we skipped two podcasts for some reason or another! “Heroine Addicts Are Superheroes”! …IT’S THE BIOSHOCK EPISODE AT LONG LAST! Will ONLY put up the edited version because BY THE GREAT WILL, uncut is ungodly long! Serious, serious LITERARY and PHILOSOPHICAL debate between b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link…and special guest, Stewart M! HIS BLOG’S OVER HERE! Kindly run away if ye be terrified of massive spoilers, unscripted bollocks, and capitalist pig profanity!

Super spoilers for:

  • Bioshock
  • Bioshock 2
  • System Shock 2
  • Bioshock Infinite (b-rock went to the future)

Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link.

HINT COIN #0002: Track 01 is only on the PS3 and the 360 as of May 26th, 2011. A 2010 game.


Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011

Top FUTURE Game Stories MAYHAPS for 2011!

Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Disgaea 4 Replaces Sexy Wooden Horse Torture With Sexy Bestiality Torture

CATSABER IS SO CUDDLY

Bill 156 approves of archer/catsaber sexual relations!

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Rambles in the Mist – VII: Speculation on Depravity of Moral Guardian Tokyo Governor…?

Shintaro Ishihara, the Man

RUMOR CONTRACT #9325: Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara, former novelist acquainted with Yukio Mishima, moral guardian, old man, and promoter of Anti-Stuff Ban, writes fanfiction depicting the rape of Travis Touchdown by Doctor Naomi, both of No More Heroes fame.

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