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3 Great Game Stories You CANNOT Miss of Q1 2011

Now you're thinking with radiant tricks

The first quarter of 2011 (that’s January to March! But WE’RE INCLUDING APRIL) has come and gone…and we’ve already contenders for the coveted RESCUE THE PRINCESS BEST GAME STORY OF THE YEAR! Really?? Oh, indeed! What three games have pieced together b-rock’s shattered heart and superglued it with AWESOME? Find out now!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Square-Enix Causes Rescue the Princess to Implode

DAMN YOU DENEB, YOU BEWITCHING BEAUTY

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together preorders lacking tarot cards; Rescue the Princess now without direction.

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Portraits of the Princess – XIII: A Fool’s Empress

yasahime's Mitsuru Kirijo

gekkoukan’s goddess
evokes such adoration
stop the fall for her

No big sexy res. Artwork by yasahime.


RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus Provides Hard Evidence That Persona 2: Innocent Sin Will Be Awesome

Atlus insiders show Rescue the Princess secret documents proving its awesomeness as indisputable fact.

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The World’s Most Romantic Game is Persona 3 Portable

SOCIAL LINK REVERSAL

Whether you play as a girl or a boy, you can love up everyone and that’s what matters most.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: “Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together” Resurrects Freddie Mercury For Soundtrack

TRIVIA: Brian May voices the fortune teller.

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Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011

Top FUTURE Game Stories MAYHAPS for 2011!

Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!

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Rescue the Princess Super Year End Award Spectacular: b-rock’s Top 5 Game Stories of 2010

Best Game Stories of 2010 CHOSEN WITH DESTINY AND JUSTICE

Ready your bodies and souls for 2010’s best game stories as decreed by b-rock, Rescue the Princess’ Personification of Discordia! The OFFICIAL and DEFINITIVE LIST…until Cooleto or Lost Link put up theirs!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: The 3rd Birthday Is Square-Enix’s First Real Foray Into Pornography

The 3rd Birthday contains three tentacle sex scenes, five heterosexual sex scenes, thirteen lesbian sex scenes, two gay sex scenes, and twenty counts of softcore behaviour

Also contains tentacle rape.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Gallian Army Invades Akihabara; Forcibly Drafts Civilians

Valkyria Chronicles III: Attack of the Clones

Valkyrur are reported to be purging Sony offices with azure flames; Sega revels in vengeance.

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Portraits of the Princess – X: Teo Torriatte

genki-de's Kachua Powell/Catiua Pauel of Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together

aisuruhito yo
glory to valeria
let’s cling together

Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by genki-de.


Rescue the Princess! – #0003! Top 3! Long Edition!

Podcast THREE! First real podcast of 2011! b-rock is hungover, Cooleto is ringing in the new year, and Lost Link has vuvuzela fever! The crew wraps up NINE games, with THREE games a person, declaring the best game stories of 2010! Don’t you dare take this talk with a grain of salt; it’s not opinion, it’s FACT!

SUPER spoilers for:

  • Obsidian Entertainment’s Alpha Protocol
  • 2k Marin and 2k China’s Bioshock 2
  • Bungie’s Halo: Reach
  • Quantic Dream’s Heavy Rain
  • Playdead Studios’ Limbo
  • Kojima Productions’ Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
  • 4A Games’ Metro 2033
  • Rockstar San Diego and Rockstar North’s Red Dead Redemption
  • Atlus and Lancarse’s Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey

Get audio only mp3 here! Will also have GOOD AND PROPER WRITE-UPS for each of our TOP 3 lists so prepare yourselves for elegant extrapolation soon to come! Also tell us what YOUR top 3 game stories of 2010 were! Make sure to have lots of LA PASSIONE and beat out b-rock’s pretensions, Cooleto’s genius, and Lost Link’s bollocks!

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Compliments to John Williams. SUPERBLY synced by Lost Link and EUPHORICALLY edited by b-rock.


Rambles in the Mist – VI: Let’s Positive Posting!

I love the meat dimension!

Because there isn’t enough love!

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Rambles in the Mist – V: All of Them Ended By Hollywood

Ain't Hollywood until the crossover

How to tell when your favorite games are no longer good!

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