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Posts tagged “release dates

ICO no GRAPHIX, a Comedic ICO Fanbook Released!

ICO no GRAPHIX fanbook from Luna Lapine

“ICO no GRAPHIX” is a comedic ICO fanbook that is filled with ICO spoilers (with a touch of Shadow of the Colossus…amongst other games/shows/movies). DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED ICO; if you have yet to play ICO, GO PLAY IT NOW TO THE VERY END and mayhaps a few more times for good measure!

Go get it for free from Luna Lapine.


ICO/Shadow of the Colossus HD Collection Is Out

Ico x Wander adventure FOREVER

Haa? Why the DEVIL are you reading this? DON’T WASTE TIME, GO GET IT NOW.


RUMOR CONTRACT: Dragon Age and Pokemon Crossover Due Next Year

Varric x Bianca SEXYTIMES next year!

Varric and Bianca confirmed to be main characters.

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Rambles in the Mist – XIII: Pokemon Black and White is OUT

Pokemon cannot be stopped

IT’S HERE.

[b-rock is waiting for Pokemon Grey.]


RUMOR CONTRACT: Confirmation of Catherine to be Released in North America Confirmed By Reputable Sources

CATHERINE, SEX-PUZZLE-NIGHTMARE GAME, NORTH AMERICA, SUMMER 2011, FOX NEWS GOES BALLISTIC

Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.

Sourced with 100% accuracy from Siliconera, Kotowari, and Secret Sexy Atlus CEO Catherine’s erotic email.

[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]


Let’s Play! Dragon Age II Demo! With Commentary!

Rescue the Princess! plays Bioware’s Dragon Age II demo from start to finish! b-rock and Lost Link do commentary! Don’t want commentary? We’ve already upped a version without! Check here or go to the RtP! Youtube channel! Four parts in total! There be spoilers for Dragon Age: Origins, Awakening, and minor ones for Dragon Age II!

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Let’s Play! Dragon Age II Demo!

b-rock of Rescue the Princess! plays Bioware’s Dragon Age II demo from start to finish! It shows the opening of the game, to be released on March 8th, 2011…so RUN AWAY IF YOU WANT THE VIRGIN EXPERIENCE! Four parts in total! Check them out and more at the official Rescue the Princess Youtube channel!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus Provides Hard Evidence That Persona 2: Innocent Sin Will Be Awesome

Atlus insiders show Rescue the Princess secret documents proving its awesomeness as indisputable fact.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Pokemon Black and White to Have Romance and Sexual Education in World Release

Black, White, N threesome rape is canon

Due to overwhelming amounts of love and lust on the Internet, Game Freak has added a romance mini-game.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Valkyria Chronicles Artbook Attack Delayed For Beach Episode

Juno Coren and Freesia York met again three years after the Second Europan War in the summer of 1938. Then and there, they found true love in each other.

Udon Entertainment bent on capitalizing on summer sales and swimsuit editions.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: “Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together” Resurrects Freddie Mercury For Soundtrack

TRIVIA: Brian May voices the fortune teller.

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Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011

Top FUTURE Game Stories MAYHAPS for 2011!

Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Gallian Army Invades Akihabara; Forcibly Drafts Civilians

Valkyria Chronicles III: Attack of the Clones

Valkyrur are reported to be purging Sony offices with azure flames; Sega revels in vengeance.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Kingdom Hearts Arrested For Taunting Fans

KINGDOM HEARTS YAOI THAT IS WHAT RESCUE THE PRINCESS IS ALL ABOUT

Desperate gaming junkies pleaded to see the Square-Enix powerhouse, only to be verbally assaulted when Kingdom Hearts left its office on Tuesday.

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Rescue the Princess! – #0004! A New Hope! Long But Still Short Edition??

Podcast FOUR! So unlucky! But that’s ok, because this one was OBVIOUSLY FILMED ON NOT THE SAME DAY AS PODCAST THREE! The crew talks about EIGHT upcoming games of 2011 that may or may not have AWESOME stories but they better have awesome stories or heads will roll! You better look forward to these games too! Except anything from b-rock, as his selection contains far too much SEXY BEAST! ALL PODCASTS NSFW BY THE WAY!

Maybe kinda spoilers for:

Get audio only mp3 here! Is this the shortest UNCUT podcast from Rescue the Princess ever???? Top 3 list good and proper write-ups coming soon! HEY LISTEN write in what YOUR prophesied best game stories of 2011 will be! NOTHING FROM THE END OF THE YEAR; SORRY LAST GUARDIAN AND MASS EFFECT 3. Oh hey what’s this in April?

Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.