Starring the comicking of Kenno Arkkan and Vince Price, the artistry of 9hd, ashwara, caria0, CrazySharly, dark-tarou, Devlinne, Ella, gelato, kou-chann, midgetcats, Neener, Nick Swift, schwarz-gold, Sky and WHM, and the concepts of Frances B.!
A comedic ICO fanbook coming to theaters near you ! September 30th! DON’T MISS IT!
September 26, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: ad , artwork , belief , comedy , comic , fanart , fanbook , for serious , hd collection , hype machine , ico , luna lapine , poster , roaring 20s , rumor , shadow of the colossus , team ico | Leave A Comment »
Defections to 2-BIT!
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July 14, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 2-BIT! , belief , blogging , defection , faux news , for serious , hint coin , journalism , manifesto , media mogul , meta , new game journalism , rescue the princess , rumor , rupert murdoch , the crawling chaos | 6 Comments »
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen returns next spring as a quasi-turn-based first-person shooter set in Ivalice.
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July 12, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , 2k games , belief , business , classic , desecration , fps , franchises , genre , genre switch , hint coin , in name only , ip , irrelevant , justin bieber , march of the black queen , music , ogre battle , phoenix down , poor analogy , queen , quest , real-time , reboot , rumor , sequels , square-enix , strategy , tactics , the crawling chaos , turn-based , x-com , xcom , yellow journalism | 8 Comments »
Will supply uniforms to high schools worldwide.
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April 5, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , abercrombie & fitch , america , anime , asia , atlus , be your true mind , belief , boys , clothing , crossdressing , devil summoner , eternal punishment , europe , fall , fashion fashion , girls , hee-ho , high school , innocent sin , jack frost , japan , kazuma kaneko , megaten , merchandising , models , persona , persona 2 , persona 3 , persona 4 , raidou kuzunoha , rumor , school life , school uniforms , schoolboys , schoolgirls , sexy , shigenori soejima , shin megami tensei , summer , the crawling chaos , uniforms , world domination , yellow journalism | 3 Comments »
Warner Bros. has allegedly been accused of using copy-written material from 2K Games’ popular 2007 video game Bioshock , in Zack Snyder’s recent action-packed blockbuster Sucker Punch .
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March 31, 2011 | Categories: Bollocks , Lost Link , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 2k games , 300 , andrew ryan , atlas , baby doll , big daddy , big sister , bioshock , blockbuster , blue , brothel , Carla Gugino , coen , copyright , emily browning , hott , imagination , inception , irrational games , jon hamm , lawsuit , little sister , money , plagiarism , prostitution , rapture , reality , rumor , script , sexy , sparta , sucker punch , tenenbaum , undisclosed , unprepared , vanessa hudgens , video game , warner bros , watchmen , wise man , would you kindly , zack snyder | 1 Comment »
Varric and Bianca confirmed to be main characters.
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March 8, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , 5th gen , artwork , belief , bianca , bioware , black , black and white , bolt , canada , caria0 , crossbow , crossover , dating sim , dragon age , dragon age ii , dwarf , ea you monster , east , fanart , game freak , hype machine , japan , names , next year , nintendo you monster , original content , pocket monsters , pokemon trainer , projectile , release dates , rescue the princess , rivalry , rivals , rumor , sexy chest , the crawling chaos , varric tethras , west , white , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
dreams only sweet dreams
Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by gelato .
March 7, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , PotP , Pretentious | Tags: artwork , beauty , bishoujo , blue , botany , celadon city , confirmed , crystal , drool , erika , fanart , firered , game freak , gelato , gloom , gold , grass , grass type , green , gym leader , haiku , heartgold , i teach the art of poetry arranging , i would never collect pokemon if they were unattractive , japan , japanese , kanto , kimonos , leafgreen , nap , nectar , nintendo , perfume , plants , pocket monsters , pokemon , princess , rainbow badge , red , rumor , scent-sation , silver , sleep , sleep-cute , soulsilver | Leave A Comment »
Except for a quiz game that was deemed incomprehensible and an opening video so sexual, it reverted Buddhist monks out of celibacy.
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March 4, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: belief , butterfly city , censorship , for faith , hostess , idolmaster , japan , kamurocho , kazuma kiryu , licensing , localization , mature , mini-game , north america , ping pong , quiz game , rated m , rumor , ryu ga gotoku , sega , sequels , sexy , sidequests , the crawling chaos , uncut , yakuza , yakuza 4 , yellow journalism | 2 Comments »
Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.
Sourced with 100% accuracy from Siliconera , Kotowari , and Secret Sexy Atlus CEO Catherine’s erotic email .
[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]
March 1, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 2011 , 360 , adult , atlus , atlus faithful , atlus persona team , belief , catherine , confirmed , dreams , ecchi , email , english , erotic , export , fan abuse , hentai , import , insanity , japan , katherine , localization , masochism , mayhaps FOR SERIOUS , megaten , mind games , north america , official , pink , ps3 , psycho , release dates , rumor , sadism , sex , sexuality , sexy puzzle nightmare game , shin megami tensei , summer , tease , the crawling chaos , tsundere , videogames , we love you , yandere , yellow journalism , your cheating heart , yuri | Leave A Comment »
Secret Atlus CEO Catherine asks “Do you still like us?” after declaring non-interest in localization; plays head games.
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February 26, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 360 , ??? , adult , atlus , atlus faithful , atlus persona team , belief , catherine , confirmed , do you still like us , dreams , ecchi , email , english , export , fan abuse , freudian field day , hentai , hype machine , import , insanity , japan , katherine , katsura hashino , localization , masochism , mayhaps FOR SERIOUS , megaten , mind games , nightmare , nocturnal emissions , pink , ps3 , psycho , rumor , sadism , sexuality , sexy , shigenori soejima , shin megami tensei , shoji meguro , striptease , tease , the crawling chaos , tsundere , videogames , yandere , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Cave Story is the pinnacle of videogame development; all games past, present, and future will never transcend its brilliance.
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February 25, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , adventure , aeon genesis , balrog , belief , best of the best , calling it quits , canon , cave story , curly brace , daisuke amaya , dokutsu monogatari , dreams , enlightenment , freeware , huzzah , indie , interview , love , mimiga , nds , nicalis , nirvana , one man army , pc , pixel , pixels , platforming , quote , robots , rumor , side-scroller , studio pixel , the crawling chaos , true ending , videogames , wii , wiiware , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together preorders lacking tarot cards; Rescue the Princess now without direction.
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February 23, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , akihiko yoshida , artwork , belief , broken promises , chaos , chaos frame , chaos route , deneb , future , implode , law , law route , let us cling together , love , neutral , neutral route , oh square , port , preorder bonus , psp , pumpkin , quest , rescue the princess , rumor , sexy , square-enix , tactics ogre , tarot , the crawling chaos , videogames , witchcraft , yellow journalism | 9 Comments »
The formerly fascist state has been officially renamed to “Hyrule”.
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February 21, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , 25th , a link to the past , anniversary , belief , cel-shaded , celebration , crossbow training , cucco , fascism , four swords , goron , great fairy , hero , hyrule , koji kondo , legend of zelda , link , link's awakening , literary , majora's mask , master sword , medli , midna , minish cap , nintendo , north korea , ocarina of time , oracle of ages , oracle of seasons , prince komali , princess , redead , royalty , rumor , sages , shigeru miyamoto , skyward sword , spirit tracks , takashi tezuka , the crawling chaos , toon link , toon zelda , triforce , twili , twilight princess , videogames , war , wind waker , yellow journalism , zelda | 1 Comment »
VIDEO
Atlus insiders show Rescue the Princess secret documents proving its awesomeness as indisputable fact.
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February 17, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , atlus , awesome , belief , completely non-biased , eikichi mishina , hype machine , innocent sin , jun kurosu , let's positive thinking , lisa silverman , localization , maya amano , megaten , nyarlathotep , persona , persona 2 , philemon , portable , psp , release dates , reminder , rpg , rumor , secret documents , shadows , shin megami tensei , tatsuya suou , the crawling chaos , trailer , yellow journalism , yukino mayuzumi | Leave A Comment »
Due to overwhelming amounts of love and lust on the Internet, Game Freak has added a romance mini-game.
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February 11, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , adventure , australia , belief , bianca , birds and the bees , black , black and white , boys , canon , cash cow franchise , cheren , cockfight , dating sim , europe , fan-fantasy , fanart , fans , game design , game freak , girls , global , grey , heterosexuality , homosexuality , literary , love , lust , mini-game , n , north america , oshawott , pocket monsters , pokemon , pokemon trainer , release dates , romance , rumor , sex ed , sexuality , sexy , shipping war , story , the crawling chaos , threesomes , touko , touya , videogames , white , yaoi , yellow journalism , yuri | 19 Comments »
Level-5 president confirms the use of market-enhancing drugs and gentlemanly behavior.
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February 10, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , ace attorney , akihiro hino , belief , brain training , british , cash cow franchise , consumer whore , crossover , cute , demographics , detective , europe , evil genius , feminism , gentleman , hershel layton , hint coin , interview , level-5 , luke triton , men are dumb , money , nds , newsboy hat , nice hat , nintendo , phoenix wright , picarats , pimp , professor layton , puzzle , rumor , satoru iwata , sex appeal , sexy accents , shota , souls , the crawling chaos , top hat , women , world domination , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Udon Entertainment bent on capitalizing on summer sales and swimsuit editions.
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February 9, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , action , artbook , artwork , beach episode , belief , blitz , boys , canvas , catherine o'hara , darcsen , delays , design archive , ecchi , edelweiss , english , europa , fps , freesia york , gallia , gallian chronicles , gallian front , girls , i want more sadistic jane , imps , juno coren , love , militia , official , pin-up , preview , raita honjou , release dates , rpg , rumor , second europan war , sega , selvaria bles , sex appeal , sexy , squad 7 , strategy , summer , swimsuits , the crawling chaos , third-person , translation , turn-based , udon entertainment , valkyria chronicles , valkyrur , videogames , war , wwi , wwii , yaoi , yellow journalism , yuri | 1 Comment »
86% blame the open presence of women.
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February 8, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , baird , brah , bromance , cole train , college , dom , epic games , fratboy , gears of war 3 , heterosexuality , homoeroticism , homosexuality , in the closet , lesbians , marcus phoenix , men , polls , rumor , sexuality , statistics , subtext , the crawling chaos , women , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
VIDEO
TRIVIA: Brian May voices the fortune teller.
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February 4, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , black magic , brian may , death master , death to ff , fight it out , freddie mercury , hitoshi sakimoto , hype machine , let us cling together , necromancy , nybbas obderhode , ogre , ogre battle , ost , psp , queen , quest , release dates , rumor , soundtrack , square-enix , sydney scoring orchestra , tactics , tactics ogre , taking the field , tarot , the crawling chaos , trailers , videogames , wheel of fortune , witchcraft , yellow journalism | 1 Comment »
Also contains tentacle rape.
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January 29, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , aya brea , belief , cinematic action rpg , cloud strife , death to ff , feminism , hardcore , hentai , hideaki sena , incest , lesbians , lightning , mitochondria , motomu toriyama , nudity , parasite eve , pornography , pseudo-science bollocks , psp , rumor , sex , sexuality , shower scenes , softcore , square-enix , tentacle rape , tetsuya nomura , the 3rd birthday , the crawling chaos , videogames , weddings , yellow journalism , yuri | Leave A Comment »
Valkyrur are reported to be purging Sony offices with azure flames; Sega revels in vengeance.
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January 28, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , akihabara , altaha abilia , belief , calamity raven , cash cow franchise , cosplay , draft , gallia , gallian army squad 442 , japan , promotion , psp , release dates , rumor , second europan war , sega , the crawling chaos , the nameless , unrecorded chronicles , valkyria chronicles , valkyria chronicles 3 , valkyrur , videogames , war , wwii , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Atlus confesses to crime; gaming world looks on in morbid curiosity.
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January 22, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , alice , assassination , atlus , belief , cash cow franchise , catherine , cellphone , contract killing , crossover , day of the jackal type motherfucker , death to ff , devil hunter zero , devil summoner , devil survivor , die for me please , digital devil saga , hierophant , index holdings , megaten , mobile , mother harlot , murder , nocturne , persona , persona 2 , persona 3 , persona 4 , pimp , prostitution , raidou kuzunoha , real gaming , rumor , sequels , shin megami tensei , soul hackers , strange journey , the crawling chaos , whore of babylon , whores , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Citing The Last Story as their prime example, Nintendo also illustrated why the Western world is unable to read.
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January 21, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , america , aq interactive , dragon quest , english motherfucker , europe , final fantasy , gameboy , genre , hironobu sakaguchi , illiteracy , japan exclusive , literary , localization , megaten , mistwalker , nintendo , no export for you , nobuo uematsu , pokemon , role-playing game , rpg , rumor , secret of mana , shin megami tensei , snes , story , subtitles , the crawling chaos , the last story , videogames , wii , words , yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Desperate gaming junkies pleaded to see the Square-Enix powerhouse, only to be verbally assaulted when Kingdom Hearts left its office on Tuesday.
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January 19, 2011 | Categories: b-rock , Pretentious , RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth , arrests , belief , cash cow franchise , fans , guilty gear , half-life , kingdom hearts , release dates , riku , roxas , rumor , sequels , shenmue , sora , square-enix , the crawling chaos , this series is older than a small child , videogames , yaoi , yellow journalism | 1 Comment »
