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Summer Comiket 86 Coverage!

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The comic market has ended and the doujinshi long sold out. The lines have fizzled and the cosplayers have put some clothes back on. Lost Link traversed the gardens and parking lots of Tokyo Big Sight for three days filming some of the interesting people hanging about while b-rock and Seagz roamed the inner halls searching for the best art.

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Summer Comiket Approaches!

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Are you prepared for the heat? I know I’m not. On August 15-17, b-rock, Seagz and Lost Link will be prowling the congested, sweaty halls of Tokyo Big Sight for comic gold. Meaning porn. It’s mostly porn. But art comes in many shapes and flavors. Last year Comiket was on the hottest day of the year and people were collapsing and being transported from the building on medic stretchers. Soo if you’re heading to Odaiba next weekend be sure to bring water or visit the vending machines frequently. Lost Link’s black Steadicam vest is definitely going to be great fun to wear for three days toiling around the outdoor parking lots, fighting photographers for sexy cosplay footage.

We’ll be sure to report in on our Comiket loot, pictures and video shenanigans. And porn. Probably lots.


Catherine Story Review!

Our second solo-casted in-depth story review. Atlus’ Catherine!


Youmacon 2012 Cosplay Showcase!

Lost Link scoured the Renaissance Center for the best cosplayers at the con. Check out the result!

Watch in HD. Music by Haruna Luna.


Rescue the Princess! Goes to Youmacon

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We document our trip to the Renaissance Center in Detroit! Tune in for cosplay, merchandise, dancing, food, and our review of the convention.

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Lost Link’s Fantastic E3 Review

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Lost Link reviews E3 and all its glorious gaming Newspeak!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus to Introduce Persona Clothing Line

Modelling for Abercrombie & Fitch, Persona 2 girls' uniforms

Will supply uniforms to high schools worldwide.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: 2K Games Delivers “Sucker Punch” to Warner in Copyright Battle

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Warner Bros. has allegedly been accused of using copy-written material from 2K Games’ popular 2007 video game Bioshock, in Zack Snyder’s recent action-packed blockbuster Sucker Punch.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Sega’s Yakuza 4 Will Be Released in North America Completely Uncensored

LIKE A DRAGON 4

Except for a quiz game that was deemed incomprehensible and an opening video so sexual, it reverted Buddhist monks out of celibacy.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Square-Enix Causes Rescue the Princess to Implode

DAMN YOU DENEB, YOU BEWITCHING BEAUTY

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together preorders lacking tarot cards; Rescue the Princess now without direction.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Pokemon Black and White to Have Romance and Sexual Education in World Release

Black, White, N threesome rape is canon

Due to overwhelming amounts of love and lust on the Internet, Game Freak has added a romance mini-game.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Valkyria Chronicles Artbook Attack Delayed For Beach Episode

Juno Coren and Freesia York met again three years after the Second Europan War in the summer of 1938. Then and there, they found true love in each other.

Udon Entertainment bent on capitalizing on summer sales and swimsuit editions.

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Rescue the Princess Super Year End Award Spectacular: b-rock’s Top 5 Game Stories of 2010

Best Game Stories of 2010 CHOSEN WITH DESTINY AND JUSTICE

Ready your bodies and souls for 2010’s best game stories as decreed by b-rock, Rescue the Princess’ Personification of Discordia! The OFFICIAL and DEFINITIVE LIST…until Cooleto or Lost Link put up theirs!

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Final Fantasy XIII-2 Delayed To Avoid Confrontation With Ar Tonelico Qoga

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Revelations over high levels of sexual content has Square-Enix in retreat.

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RUMOR CONTRACT: Nintendo Outraged Over Portrayal In Lesbian Dating Sim

Sexy Console Wars a la Japan

Family entertainment giant Nintendo pushes for damnatio memoriae on Idea Factory’s Hyperdimension Neptunia.

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