Rescue the Princess! – #0028! Merry Changmas!
It’s the Christmascast and RtP! hypes their top 3 games they’re looking forward to in 2013!
December 22, 2012 | Categories: b-rock, Bollocks, Cooleto, Lost Link, Seagz, Show | Tags: banner saga, beyond: two souls, bioshock infinite, christmas, community, dead space, dead space 3, devil may cry, ellen page, ground zeroes, heavy rain, merry changmas, metal gear solid 5, ni no kuni, persona, presents, project eternity, project kara, quantic dream, revengeance, shin megami tensei, shin megami tensei IV, soul hackers, the last guardian, the last of us, tomb raider, watch dogs, wii u, xinity, zombies | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess! to Conquer Youmacon 2012!
On November 1-4 RtP! will be roaming Detroit’s Renaissance Center to see what all the hubbub is about. We’ll be decked out in our finest Shin Megami Tensei duds.
Maybe you can guess who we’re going as from these SUBTLE pics.
October 27, 2012 | Categories: Bollocks, IMPORTANT | Tags: artist alley, battle opera, cosplay, costumes, dark hour, Detroit, epic, filming, fun, Halloween, November, paper mache, persona, Renaissance Center, shin megami tensei, Youmacon 2012 | 1 Comment »
Rescue the Princess! – #0015! Anniversarycast! EDITED VERSION!
Edited (aka BETTER) version with abundant video clips!
It’s the first anniversary of Rescue the Princess! So we’ve got Seagz as an official co-host, finally! Then we each talk about our top 3 games stories of all-time forever! Cooleto gushes over Batman! Lost Link supports Metal Gear Solid! Seagz waxes poetic about Final Fantasy AND Kingdom Hearts! b-rock chokes in rage and cries over Megaten! If you want to just know our fav games and not bother with this podcast at all, look at the About page!
Games discussed so no real spoilers:
- Batman: Arkham City
- Final Fantasy VII
- Ghost Trick
- ICO
- Kingdom Hearts
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
- Persona 4
- Planescape: Torment
- Red Dead Redemption
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
So what are YOUR top 3 game stories of ALL TIME? Email or comment!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by Lost Link.
December 8, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link, Seagz, Show, Top List | Tags: arkham city, batman, controversy, death to ff, death to nomura, discussion, favorite, final fantasy vii, ghost trick, ico, kingdom hearts, literary, megaten, metal gear solid 2, nocturne, ocarina of time, persona 4, planescape torment, red dead redemption, rescue the princess, shin megami tensei, sons of liberty, spoilers, story, top 3 list, videogames, zelda | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess! – #0015! Anniversarycast!
It’s the first anniversary of Rescue the Princess! So we’ve got Seagz as an official co-host, finally! Then we each talk about our top 3 games stories of all-time forever! Cooleto gushes over Batman! Lost Link supports Metal Gear Solid! Seagz waxes poetic about Final Fantasy AND Kingdom Hearts! b-rock chokes in rage and cries over Megaten! If you want to just know our fav games and not bother with this podcast at all, look at the About page!
Games discussed so no real spoilers EXCEPT FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION (thank you very much, Cooleto):
- Batman: Arkham City
- Final Fantasy VII
- Ghost Trick
- ICO
- Kingdom Hearts
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
- Persona 4
- Planescape: Torment
- Red Dead Redemption (ACTUAL ENDGAME SPOILERS)
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Blip had some encoding problems because Lost Link made b-rock change the perfectly wonderful current settings to a different size and bitrate and now WTF. Sorry! Still watchable, just no thumbnail!
So what are YOUR top 3 game stories of ALL TIME? Email or comment!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.
December 8, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link, Seagz, Show, Top List | Tags: arkham city, batman, controversy, death to ff, death to nomura, discussion, favorite, final fantasy vii, ghost trick, ico, kingdom hearts, literary, megaten, metal gear solid 2, nocturne, ocarina of time, persona 4, planescape torment, red dead redemption, rescue the princess, shin megami tensei, sons of liberty, spoilers, story, top 3 list, videogames, zelda | Leave A Comment »
BIRTHDAYS! PRINCESSES!
It’s also Lost Link’s birthday but who cares because all he played was Persona 4 and no other Megaten. Also Yukiko can’t compare to Teddie, NOT ONE BIT.
Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by caria0.
October 27, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious | Tags: artwork, birthday, canon, caria0, chie satonaka, chivalry, face your true self, fanart, girlfriend, knight, literary, lost link, love, megaten, persona 4, princess, rescue the princess, romance, shadow chie, shadow yukiko, shadows, shin megami tensei, social link, videogames, yukiko amagi, yuri | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess! – #0012! Seven Deadly Sins!
Podcast episode TWELVE but it’s really episode NINE but we never got around to putting it up until now because b-rock lost the edits a long time ago and broke down in tears until deciding to re-edit it all! SEVEN DEADLY SINS episode! It’s 1000% accurate and full of journalistic integrity! Rescue the Princess names the epitomes for each sin in videogaming existence…but wait! We all disagree? So you’re getting 21 names altogether! Who, you might ask? Watch on and find out! Spoilers? Maybe! NSFW?? Just a tad! b-rock gets censored??? DEFINITELY.
No short version of this because Lost Link won’t edit it! No mp3 audio only either! Just this vid; watch or be condemned to gaze into Lucifer’s genitals for eternity! Who are YOUR seven deadly sins of videogames? Email the show or post some comments!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.
August 16, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, IMPORTANT, Lost Link, Show | Tags: 1000 percent truth, acting, alternate character interpretation, avatar, bayonetta, capitalism, capitalism ho, captain falcon, censored, dante, donkey kong, ecchi, elitist hipster trash, english majors, envy, fat princess, fullmetal alchemist, genius, gluttony, greed, hell, history, ice climbers, immorality, innocent sin, ivy, james cameron, kirby, link, literary, lucifer, luigi, lust, megaten, morality, morals, nightmare, nintendo, nocturne, nsfw, pac-man, planespace torment, podcast, pokemon, pokemon trainer, pride, recette, recettear, rescue the princess, samus aran, sengoku rance, seven deadly sins, sex, shaq, shin megami tensei, sloth, talon, theatre, tingle, uncut, vegeta, videogames, voldo, wario, wrath | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess! – #BONUS STAGE! Anime North 2011! SO INTENSE!!!
BONUS STAGE podcast! Rescue the Princess at Anime North 2011! Maybe you saw us there? Starring b-rock as Naoto Shirogane of Persona 4, Lost Link as Sissel of Ghost Trick…with special guests Seagz as Big Boss in Tuxedo Skin of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and Bernie as Sailorman of Navyland! It’s the recap episode as we go into downtime to recover from our adventures! b-rock is HATLESS! Lost Link wears a HAT! Cooleto didn’t go! And Seagz is SUITED UP! Watch 2/3rds plus one of Rescue the Princess drink over the course of an hour and see the many clips and pixxx we took of the COSPLAYS at the con! Marvel at our commentary and knowledge gleaned from this experience! Weep for Lost Link’s car!
NSFW? OBVIOUSLY! GHOST TRICK SPOILERS? KINDA!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.
HINT COIN #0003: Track 02 is from a game based on Norse mythology. Track 03 is ROCK.
June 3, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Bollocks, Lost Link, Pretentious, Show, Vids | Tags: 2011, adventure, aigis, akali, alexander chow, anime, anime north, avatar, barney, big boss, blazblue, bonus stage, cadet, car troubles, cats, con, cosplay, death to ff, double rainbow, epic-awesome, exhausting, fullmetal alchemist, geeks, ghost trick, hint coin, league of legends, lord of the dance, love, megaten, metal gear solid 3, minun, misty, naked snake, naoto shirogane, navy, neon, nerds, no face, nsfw, pedobear, persona 4, phantom detective, photos, pictures, pixxx, plusle, podcast, pokemon, raptors, rave, recap, rekorderlig, rescue the princess, rockstar, sailor, shin megami tensei, sissel, smugzula, snake eater, so intense, spoilers, steampunk, strongbow, studio ghibli, supergirl, ted's automotive, tuxedo snake, videogames, videos, vocaloid, yuna, zelda | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess Went to Anime North 2011!
…and unlike Missile, we don’t have infinite energy!
May 30, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Bollocks, Lost Link, Pretentious | Tags: 2011, anime north, big boss, big news, cadet, captain cool, cosplay, ghost trick, john, megaten, metal gear solid 3, naked snake, naoto shirogane, persona 4, rescue the princess, shadow naoto, shadows, shin megami tensei, sissel, snake eater, tired as hell | Leave A Comment »
RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus to Introduce Persona Clothing Line
Will supply uniforms to high schools worldwide.
April 5, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, abercrombie & fitch, america, anime, asia, atlus, be your true mind, belief, boys, clothing, crossdressing, devil summoner, eternal punishment, europe, fall, fashion fashion, girls, hee-ho, high school, innocent sin, jack frost, japan, kazuma kaneko, megaten, merchandising, models, persona, persona 2, persona 3, persona 4, raidou kuzunoha, rumor, school life, school uniforms, schoolboys, schoolgirls, sexy, shigenori soejima, shin megami tensei, summer, the crawling chaos, uniforms, world domination, yellow journalism | 3 Comments »
BIG NEWS: Rescue the Princess Blacklists Megaten, Writes Brilliant Literary Analysis, and Joins Skyward Sword Development Team
Rescue the Princess to close down within a week.
April 1, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Bollocks, Pretentious | Tags: 1000 percent truth, april fool's, articles, atlus, big news, blacklist, brilliant, crossover, death to ff, development, devil summoner, devil survivor, digital devil saga, fanfic, final fantasy, important, literary, marvel vs. capcom 3, megaten, persona, persona 2, persona 3, persona 4, rescue the princess, shin megami tensei, skyward sword, we quit, yaoi, zelda | Leave A Comment »
RUMOR CONTRACT: Confirmation of Catherine to be Released in North America Confirmed By Reputable Sources
Rescue the Princess absolutely correct; will continue to tell 1000% truth in videogame journalism from here to eternity.
Sourced with 100% accuracy from Siliconera, Kotowari, and Secret Sexy Atlus CEO Catherine’s erotic email.
[b-rock will perform responsible journalism from now on, swearing upon the trustworthiness of Trias the Betrayer.]
March 1, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 2011, 360, adult, atlus, atlus faithful, atlus persona team, belief, catherine, confirmed, dreams, ecchi, email, english, erotic, export, fan abuse, hentai, import, insanity, japan, katherine, localization, masochism, mayhaps FOR SERIOUS, megaten, mind games, north america, official, pink, ps3, psycho, release dates, rumor, sadism, sex, sexuality, sexy puzzle nightmare game, shin megami tensei, summer, tease, the crawling chaos, tsundere, videogames, we love you, yandere, yellow journalism, your cheating heart, yuri | Leave A Comment »
RUMOR CONTRACT: Confirmed: Atlus Localizing Catherine, That Crazy Sexy Freudian Field Day Game
Secret Atlus CEO Catherine asks “Do you still like us?” after declaring non-interest in localization; plays head games.
February 26, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 360, ???, adult, atlus, atlus faithful, atlus persona team, belief, catherine, confirmed, do you still like us, dreams, ecchi, email, english, export, fan abuse, freudian field day, hentai, hype machine, import, insanity, japan, katherine, katsura hashino, localization, masochism, mayhaps FOR SERIOUS, megaten, mind games, nightmare, nocturnal emissions, pink, ps3, psycho, rumor, sadism, sexuality, sexy, shigenori soejima, shin megami tensei, shoji meguro, striptease, tease, the crawling chaos, tsundere, videogames, yandere, yellow journalism | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess! – #0006! Short Version!
Short, edited version of “Karma Crunchcast” aka podcast SIX! Edited by Lost Link and that is why the resolution is all CRAZY. Rescue the Princess talks about the Karma Meter and its affect on games! BIOSHOCK EPISODE IS NEVER COMING BECAUSE OF NEGATIVE KARMA!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
- Baldur’s Gate (NOT REALLY)
- Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn (NOT REALLY)
- Baldur’s Gate II: Throne of Bhaal (NOT REALLY)
- Dragon Age: Origins (NOT REALLY)
- Dragon Age II (NOT REALLY)
- Fallout 3 (NOT REALLY)
- Fallout: New Vegas (NOT REALLY)
- Infamous (NOT REALLY)
- Mass Effect (NOT REALLY)
- Mass Effect 2 (KINDA BUT IT SHOULDN’T BE)
- Metal Gear Solid (KINDA)
- Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (KINDA)
- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (KINDA)
- Planescape: Torment (NOT REALLY)
- Red Dead Redemption (NOT REALLY)
- Shadow the Hedgehog (NOT REALLY)
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (NOT REALLY)
- Spider-Man: Web of Shadows (NOT REALLY)
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (NOT REALLY)
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (NOT REALLY)
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link.
February 26, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link, Show | Tags: ace attorney, alignment, american psycho, approval, atlus, bad, bioshock, bioware, bollocks, canon, chaos, chaotic neutral, chinese new year, christian bale, cosmos, death to ff, debate, deus ex, dragon age, dragon age ii, dreams, edited, environmentialism, fallout, fallout 3, fashion fashion, friendship, game design, game mechanics, gameplay, gameplay and story segregation, good, grey and grey, immorality, infamous, interrupts, invisible war, karma meter, kinda spoilers, knights of the old republic, law, literary, lucifer, lunar new year, mass effect, mass effect 2, master chief, megaten, metal gear solid, morality, morrigan disapproves, multiple endings, musubi, narrative, neutral, new vegas, nocturne, nsfw, obsidian, paragon, party members, patrick bateman, peace walker, podcast, post-colonialism, reason, red dead redemption, references, rejection, renegade, rescue the princess, rivalry, rpg, shadow the hedgehog, shadows of amn, shijima, shin megami tensei, sonic the hedgehog, spider-man, star wars, story, super spoilers, tangents, the sith lords, throne of bhaal, true ending, uncut, videogames, web of shadows, year of the rabbit, yosuga | 1 Comment »
Portraits of the Princess – XIII: A Fool’s Empress
gekkoukan’s goddess
evokes such adoration
stop the fall for her
No big sexy res. Artwork by yasahime.
February 22, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, PotP, Pretentious | Tags: academics, alilat, arcana, artemisia, artwork, atlus, bufu, dating sim, empress, evoker, execution, fanart, fencing, fes, gekkoukan high, gun, haiku, jack frost, kirijo group, love, megaten, mitsuru kirijo, motorcycle key, penthesilea, persona, persona 3, poetry is a lot like the dark hour, portable, princess, ps2, psp, school president, schoolgirls, sees, shadows, shin megami tensei, the answer, the fall, the journey, valedictorian, yasahime | 1 Comment »
RUMOR CONTRACT: Atlus Provides Hard Evidence That Persona 2: Innocent Sin Will Be Awesome
Atlus insiders show Rescue the Princess secret documents proving its awesomeness as indisputable fact.
February 17, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, atlus, awesome, belief, completely non-biased, eikichi mishina, hype machine, innocent sin, jun kurosu, let's positive thinking, lisa silverman, localization, maya amano, megaten, nyarlathotep, persona, persona 2, philemon, portable, psp, release dates, reminder, rpg, rumor, secret documents, shadows, shin megami tensei, tatsuya suou, the crawling chaos, trailer, yellow journalism, yukino mayuzumi | Leave A Comment »
The World’s Most Romantic Game is Persona 3 Portable
Whether you play as a girl or a boy, you can love up everyone and that’s what matters most.
February 15, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, Top List | Tags: aegis, aigis, akihiko sanada, arcana, atlus, bebe, best of the best, bishoujo, bishounen, blue, boys, chidori yoshino, chihiro fushimi, cute, dating sim, elizabeth, every single fetish, everyone, execution, female protagonist, femc, fes, first place, for serious, free will, friendship, fuuka yamagishi, girls, happy valentine's day, harem, heterosexuality, hidetoshi odagiri, homosexuality, image dump, implied, inferred, isako toriumi, junpei iori, kazushi miyamoto, keisuke hiraga, ken amada, koromaru, let's positive thinking, literary, loli, love, maiko, male protagonist, mamoru hayase, mc, megaten, minako arisato, minato arisato, mitsuru kirijo, paradox, persona, persona 3, pharos, portable, protagonist, ps2, psp, red, rio iwasaki, robot girl, romance, rpg, ryoji mochizuki, saori hasegawa, schoolboys, schoolgirls, sees, selfcest, sexuality, shadows, shin megami tensei, shinjiro aragaki, shota, social link, spoilers, story, subtext, the answer, the journey, theodore, true self, velvet room, yaoi, yukari takeba, yuko nishiwaki, yuri | 2 Comments »
Happy Valentine’s Day from Rescue the Princess!
Drink 2011’s Singles Awareness Day away with other such sexy singles!
Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by caria0.
February 14, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Bollocks, Cooleto, Lost Link | Tags: 2011, alone, artwork, assassins, bar scene, biblical, bishounen, blazblue, calamity trigger, caria0, chaos route, continuum shift, demons, depression, desperate struggle, dose of innocence, dreams, drunk, eternal partner, fanart, glasses, happy valentine's day, hearts, incest, jin kisaragi, kimmy howell, let's positive thinking, lilith, literary, love, megaten, no more heroes 2, obsession, positive, pregnancy test, pregnant, psycho, rejected, rescue the princess, romance, schoolgirls, shin megami tensei, single, singles awareness day, snake, stalkers, symbolism, tears, true romance, underaged drinking, videogames, why, yaoi, yuriko | Leave A Comment »
Gaming’s 5 Most Attractive (And Rejected) Stalkers
It is a truth commonly known that the best of the best tales of romance contain wild obsession and attempted rape and murder, from Apollo and Daphne to Les Miserables to Twilight to the greatest tale of all, WALL-E; videogames are no exception. But in celebration of Singles Awareness Day, let us not read about those who were successful in their pursuits! Let us read about those who tried yet inexplicably failed, despite their personal beauty, charisma, and insanity!
February 13, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, Top List | Tags: adam, ai, alchemy, apocalypse, assassins, beauty, best of the best, biblical, bishoujo, bishounen, black magic, blazblue, british, brother, calamity trigger, chell, children, continuum shift, crazy, death, defeat, demons, desperate struggle, dose of innocence, dreams, eternal partner, eve, FOR SCIENCE, for serious, genocide, glados, glasses, happy valentine's day, heterosexuality, homicide, homosexuality, if i can't have you no one will, incest, insanity, jilted, jin kisaragi, kimmy howell, lenneth valkyrie, lezard valeth, lilith, literary, love, love is stalking, lulz, magic, megaten, murder, new age, no more heroes, no more heroes 2, obsession, platina, portal, portal 2, protagonist, psycho, ragna the bloodedge, rape, rejected, romance, schoolgirls, sex, sexuality, sexy accents, shin megami tensei, silmeria, singles awareness day, souls, stalkers, story, suicide, super spoilers, top 5, travis touchdown, troll, uniforms, valkyrie profile, videogames, woo, yandere, yangire, yaoi, yuri, yuriko | Leave A Comment »
Rambles in the Mist – X: The Romantic Horrors of Harvest Moon – Regarding Player Responsibility in Choosing Marriage Candidates and the Annihilation of the Happiness and Existence of Others
[b-rock is but a conduit for the Crawling Chaos.]
February 12, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RitM | Tags: alone, alternate universes, animal parade, atlus, blue feather, children, courtship, crossover, dating sim, destiny, eternal punishment, existence, family, fate, for serious, great will, greater good, happiness, happy valentine's day, harvest moon, hearts, helvetica, horror, if then, innocent sin, jung, life, literary, love, marriage, marvelous interactive, megaten, natsume, nyarlathotep, persona, persona 2, philemon, responsibility, rivals, romance, sacrifice, selfishness, shadows, shin megami tensei, story, theory, therefore, thesis, threads, tree of tranquility, true romance, videogames, we like them little bitches on a chessboard | 3 Comments »
Rescue the Princess! – #0006! Karma Crunchcast! Uncut!
Podcast episode SIX filmed on LUNAR NEW YEAR! Rescue the Princess argue over the purpose of the KARMA METER in videogames! Is it necessary? Is it a relic of a generation long past? Is it a topic that everyone actually agrees upon?? Will the crew EVER get to the Bioshock episode????? Find out right now! WARNING: It’s long and uncut but there are pictures and a few video clips and NSFW LANGUAGE!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
- Baldur’s Gate (NOT REALLY)
- Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn (NOT REALLY)
- Baldur’s Gate II: Throne of Bhaal (NOT REALLY)
- Dragon Age: Origins (NOT REALLY)
- Dragon Age II (NOT REALLY)
- Fallout 3 (NOT REALLY)
- Fallout: New Vegas (NOT REALLY)
- James Cameron’s Avatar: The Game (NOT REALLY)
- Mass Effect (NOT REALLY)
- Mass Effect 2 (KINDA BUT IT SHOULDN’T BE)
- Metal Gear Solid (KINDA)
- Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (KINDA)
- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (KINDA)
- Planescape: Torment (NOT REALLY)
- Red Dead Redemption (NOT REALLY)
- Shadow the Hedgehog (NOT REALLY)
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (NOT REALLY)
- Spider-Man: Web of Shadows (NOT REALLY)
- Splinter Cell: Conviction (NOT REALLY)
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (NOT REALLY)
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (NOT REALLY)
May have been other things mentioned but it probably wasn’t important like Force Unleashed! Get audio only mp3 here! What are your thoughts on the karma meter and the ways to abolish it? Email the show or post in the comments! This podcast was not sponsored by Meat Bun!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Erotically edited by b-rock.
February 5, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link, Show | Tags: ace attorney, alignment, american psycho, approval, atlus, avatar, bad, bioshock, bioware, bollocks, canon, chaos, chaotic neutral, chinese new year, christian bale, cosmos, death to ff, debate, deus ex, dragon age, dragon age ii, dreams, environmentialism, fallout, fallout 3, fashion fashion, friendship, game design, game mechanics, gameplay, gameplay and story segregation, good, grey and grey, halo, immorality, interrupts, invisible war, james cameron, karma meter, kinda spoilers, knights of the old republic, law, literary, lucifer, lunar new year, mass effect, mass effect 2, master chief, megaten, metal gear solid, morality, morrigan disapproves, multiple endings, musubi, narrative, neutral, new vegas, nocturne, nsfw, obsidian, paragon, party members, patrick bateman, peace walker, podcast, post-colonialism, reason, red dead redemption, references, rejection, renegade, rescue the princess, rivalry, rpg, shadow the hedgehog, shadows of amn, shijima, shin megami tensei, sonic the hedgehog, spider-man, star wars, story, super spoilers, tangents, the last airbender, the sith lords, throne of bhaal, true ending, uncut, videogames, web of shadows, year of the rabbit, yosuga | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess Super New Year Predictions and Prospects: b-rock’s MAYBE Top 5 Game Stories of 2011
Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!
February 1, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, Top List | Tags: 360, action, adventure, ar tonelico, assassins of kings, best of the best, bioware, black, black and white, capcom, catherine, cd projekt, child of eden, deus ex, disgaea 4, dragon age ii, fantasy, for serious, fps, future, genki rockets, ghost trick, gust, human revolution, hype machine, hyperdimension neptunia, innocent sin, journey, knell of ar ciel, let us cling together, let's positive thinking, literary, love, mass effect 3, megaten, mmo, multi-platform, nds, online, optimism, pc, persona 2, phantom detective, pokemon, politics, predictions, prequels, prophecy, prospects, ps3, psp, q entertainment, qoga, release dates, rescue the princess, rpg, sci-fi, sequels, shadows of the damned, shin megami tensei, spiritual sequels, star wars, story, tactics, tactics ogre, team ico, that game company, the last guardian, the old republic, the witcher 2, top 5, trico, videogames, white, wii | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess! – #0005! Short Version!
It’s the short, edited version of “Corpse on the Table” aka podcast FIVE by Lost Link! Rescue the Princess talks about PLAYER DEATH IN GAMES! There’s gameplay inside! LOST LINK CUT OUT PAC-MAN AND PLANESCAPE: TORMENT TALK?? What a fiend!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
- Assassin’s Creed series (KINDA)
- Batman: Arkham Asylum (LOTS)
- Bioshock series (KINDA)
- Fire Emblem series (NOT REALLY)
- Heavy Rain (KINDA)
- Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (NOT REALLY)
- Limbo (NOT REALLY)
- Metal Gear Solid (NANOMACHINES)
- Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (NOT REALLY)
- Prince of Persia 2008 (NOT REALLY)
- Resident Evil 4 (NOT REALLY)
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (KINDA)
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link.
January 30, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link, Show | Tags: 2008, acting, arkham asylum, ashley graham, assassin's creed, batman, bioshock, clones, continue, corpse, death, death in games, death is cheap, death to ff, death to heavy rain, debate, drama, edited, fire emblem, fps, game mechanics, game over, gameplay, great will, heavy rain, kinda spoilers, legacy of kain, limbo, literary, magic, megaten, metal gear solid, nocturne, nonstandard game over, nsfw, planescape torment, player death, podcast, prince of persia, references, reload, rescue the princess, resident evil 4, rewind time, sands of time, save point, shin megami tensei, short, soul reaver, splinter cell, spoilers, star wars, story, super mario bros, super spoilers, tangents, transformers, uncut, videogames, violence, vita chamber | 1 Comment »
Rambles in the Mist – IX: “Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective” is Best Story of 2011
Sprites sublime and perfection pixelated; there can be no other contenders of this pedigree…must I say more?
January 26, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RitM | Tags: 2011, ace attorney, adventure, best of the best, black cat, black squiggly, blazblue, breath of fire ii, calamity trigger, capcom, cat ears, catboys, catgirls, cats, continuum shift, cute, death, death to ff, demons, detective, devil summoner, felines, ffxiv, final fantasy xiv, for serious, ghost trick, ghosts, gouto, image dump, kaka clan, kaka kitty, katt, kitties, life, love, megaten, meow, meowth, miqo'te, murder, mystery, nds, neko, nekomata, nekomimi, no pants, nocturne, nya, phantom detective, pixels, pokemon, possession, puzzle, raidou kuzunoha, rescue the princess, rinpoo chuan, shin megami tensei, shu takumi, spirits, sprites, story, tae asakura, tao tao tao tao tao, taokaka, tricks, videogames, y'shtola | Leave A Comment »
Rescue the Princess! – #0005! Corpse on the Table?? Long…but with GAME VIDEO!
It’s podcast number FIVE! Rescue the Princess crew talk about…PLAYER DEATH IN VIDEOGAMES! Sorry, Bioshock fans; BLAME B-ROCK FOR THE DELAYS! Is player death an integral factor in games? b-rock says BOLLOCKS to that! Cooleto says it’s IMPORTANT! Lost Link mediates from the middle with METAL GEAR BIAS! There’s GAMEPLAY (ewww, GAME MECHANICS, I mean!) FOOTAGE INSIDE!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
- Assassin’s Creed series (KINDA)
- Batman: Arkham Asylum (LOTS)
- Bioshock series (KINDA)
- Fire Emblem series (NOT REALLY)
- Heavy Rain (KINDA)
- Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (NOT REALLY)
- Limbo (NOT REALLY)
- Metal Gear Solid (NANOMACHINES)
- Pac-man (1000% TRUTH)
- Planescape: Torment (NOT REALLY)
- Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (NOT REALLY)
- Prince of Persia 2008 (NOT REALLY)
- Resident Evil 4 (NOT REALLY)
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (KINDA)
- Splinter Cell: Conviction (KINDA)
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (IT’S FORCE UNLEASHED)
…and some other stuff but maybe we didn’t really talk about it? Get audio only mp3 here! What do YOU think about player death? Email the show or post in the comments!
Opening music jacked from “8-bit Escape from L.A. Theme”. Enthusiastically edited by Lost Link.
January 25, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Cooleto, Lost Link, Show | Tags: 2008, acting, arkham asylum, ashley graham, assassin's creed, batman, bioshock, clones, continue, conviction, corpse, death, death in games, death is cheap, death to ff, death to heavy rain, debate, drama, fire emblem, force unleashed, fps, game mechanics, game over, gameplay, great will, heavy rain, kinda spoilers, legacy of kain, limbo, literary, magic, megaten, metal gear solid, nocturne, nonstandard game over, nsfw, pac-man, paper mario, planescape torment, player death, podcast, prince of persia, references, reload, rescue the princess, resident evil 4, rewind time, sands of time, save point, shin megami tensei, soul reaver, splinter cell, spoilers, star wars, story, super mario bros, super spoilers, tangents, transformers, uncut, videogames, violence, vita chamber, zelda | 1 Comment »