On November 1-4 RtP! will be roaming Detroit’s Renaissance Center to see what all the hubbub is about. We’ll be decked out in our finest Shin Megami Tensei duds.
Maybe you can guess who we’re going as from these SUBTLE pics.
Edited (aka BETTER) version with abundant video clips!
It’s the first anniversary of Rescue the Princess! So we’ve got Seagz as an official co-host, finally! Then we each talk about our top 3 games stories of all-time forever! Cooleto gushes over Batman! Lost Link supports Metal Gear Solid! Seagz waxes poetic about Final Fantasy AND Kingdom Hearts! b-rock chokes in rage and cries over Megaten! If you want to just know our fav games and not bother with this podcast at all, look at the About page!
Games discussed so no real spoilers:
Batman: Arkham City
Final Fantasy VII
Ghost Trick
ICO
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Persona 4
Planescape: Torment
Red Dead Redemption
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
So what are YOUR top 3 game stories of ALL TIME? Email or comment!
It’s the first anniversary of Rescue the Princess! So we’ve got Seagz as an official co-host, finally! Then we each talk about our top 3 games stories of all-time forever! Cooleto gushes over Batman! Lost Link supports Metal Gear Solid! Seagz waxes poetic about Final Fantasy AND Kingdom Hearts! b-rock chokes in rage and cries over Megaten! If you want to just know our fav games and not bother with this podcast at all, look at the About page!
Games discussed so no real spoilers EXCEPT FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION (thank you very much, Cooleto):
Batman: Arkham City
Final Fantasy VII
Ghost Trick
ICO
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Persona 4
Planescape: Torment
Red Dead Redemption (ACTUAL ENDGAME SPOILERS)
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Blip had some encoding problems because Lost Link made b-rock change the perfectly wonderful current settings to a different size and bitrate and now WTF. Sorry! Still watchable, just no thumbnail!
So what are YOUR top 3 game stories of ALL TIME? Email or comment!
It’s also Lost Link’s birthday but who cares because all he played was Persona 4 and no other Megaten. Also Yukiko can’t compare to Teddie, NOT ONE BIT.
Click pic for SUPER big sexy res. Artwork by caria0.
Podcast episode TWELVE but it’s really episode NINE but we never got around to putting it up until now because b-rock lost the edits a long time ago and broke down in tears until deciding to re-edit it all! SEVEN DEADLY SINS episode! It’s 1000% accurate and full of journalistic integrity! Rescue the Princess names the epitomes for each sin in videogaming existence…but wait! We all disagree? So you’re getting 21 names altogether! Who, you might ask? Watch on and find out! Spoilers? Maybe! NSFW?? Just a tad! b-rock gets censored??? DEFINITELY.
No short version of this because Lost Link won’t edit it! No mp3 audio only either! Just this vid; watch or be condemned to gaze into Lucifer’s genitals for eternity! Who are YOUR seven deadly sins of videogames? Email the show or post some comments!
BONUS STAGE podcast! Rescue the Princess at Anime North 2011! Maybe you saw us there? Starring b-rock as Naoto Shirogane of Persona 4, Lost Link as Sissel of Ghost Trick…with special guests Seagz as Big Boss in Tuxedo Skin of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and Bernie as Sailorman of Navyland! It’s the recap episode as we go into downtime to recover from our adventures! b-rock is HATLESS! Lost Link wears a HAT! Cooleto didn’t go! And Seagz is SUITED UP! Watch 2/3rds plus one of Rescue the Princess drink over the course of an hour and see the many clips and pixxx we took of the COSPLAYS at the con! Marvel at our commentary and knowledge gleaned from this experience! Weep for Lost Link’s car!
Short, edited version of “Karma Crunchcast” aka podcast SIX! Edited by Lost Link and that is why the resolution is all CRAZY. Rescue the Princess talks about the Karma Meter and its affect on games! BIOSHOCK EPISODE IS NEVER COMING BECAUSE OF NEGATIVE KARMA!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
Baldur’s Gate (NOT REALLY)
Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn (NOT REALLY)
Baldur’s Gate II: Throne of Bhaal (NOT REALLY)
Dragon Age: Origins (NOT REALLY)
Dragon Age II (NOT REALLY)
Fallout 3 (NOT REALLY)
Fallout: New Vegas (NOT REALLY)
Infamous (NOT REALLY)
Mass Effect (NOT REALLY)
Mass Effect 2 (KINDA BUT IT SHOULDN’T BE)
Metal Gear Solid (KINDA)
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (KINDA)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (KINDA)
Planescape: Torment (NOT REALLY)
Red Dead Redemption (NOT REALLY)
Shadow the Hedgehog (NOT REALLY)
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (NOT REALLY)
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows (NOT REALLY)
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (NOT REALLY)
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (NOT REALLY)
It is a truth commonly known that the best of the best tales of romance contain wild obsession and attempted rape and murder, from Apollo and Daphne to Les Miserables to Twilight to the greatest tale of all, WALL-E; videogames are no exception. But in celebration of Singles Awareness Day, let us not read about those who were successful in their pursuits! Let us read about those who tried yet inexplicably failed, despite their personal beauty, charisma, and insanity!
Podcast episode SIX filmed on LUNAR NEW YEAR! Rescue the Princess argue over the purpose of the KARMA METER in videogames! Is it necessary? Is it a relic of a generation long past? Is it a topic that everyone actually agrees upon?? Will the crew EVER get to the Bioshock episode????? Find out right now! WARNING: It’s long and uncut but there are pictures and a few video clips and NSFW LANGUAGE!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
Baldur’s Gate (NOT REALLY)
Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn (NOT REALLY)
Baldur’s Gate II: Throne of Bhaal (NOT REALLY)
Dragon Age: Origins (NOT REALLY)
Dragon Age II (NOT REALLY)
Fallout 3 (NOT REALLY)
Fallout: New Vegas (NOT REALLY)
James Cameron’s Avatar: The Game (NOT REALLY)
Mass Effect (NOT REALLY)
Mass Effect 2 (KINDA BUT IT SHOULDN’T BE)
Metal Gear Solid (KINDA)
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (KINDA)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations (KINDA)
Planescape: Torment (NOT REALLY)
Red Dead Redemption (NOT REALLY)
Shadow the Hedgehog (NOT REALLY)
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (NOT REALLY)
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows (NOT REALLY)
Splinter Cell: Conviction (NOT REALLY)
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (NOT REALLY)
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (NOT REALLY)
May have been other things mentioned but it probably wasn’t important like Force Unleashed! Get audio only mp3 here! What are your thoughts on the karma meter and the ways to abolish it? Email the show or post in the comments! This podcast was not sponsored by Meat Bun!
Gaze upon b-rock’s divinations for the year of 2011 CE; know that Rescue the Princess is never, EVER wrong! This is the official list! Dissent will be crushed with an 8-bit pixel!
It’s the short, edited version of “Corpse on the Table” aka podcast FIVE by Lost Link! Rescue the Princess talks about PLAYER DEATH IN GAMES! There’s gameplay inside! LOST LINK CUT OUT PAC-MAN AND PLANESCAPE: TORMENT TALK?? What a fiend!
It’s podcast number FIVE! Rescue the Princess crew talk about…PLAYER DEATH IN VIDEOGAMES! Sorry, Bioshock fans; BLAME B-ROCK FOR THE DELAYS! Is player death an integral factor in games? b-rock says BOLLOCKS to that! Cooleto says it’s IMPORTANT! Lost Link mediates from the middle with METAL GEAR BIAS! There’s GAMEPLAY (ewww, GAME MECHANICS, I mean!) FOOTAGE INSIDE!
Maybe kinda spoilers for:
Assassin’s Creed series (KINDA)
Batman: Arkham Asylum (LOTS)
Bioshock series (KINDA)
Fire Emblem series (NOT REALLY)
Heavy Rain (KINDA)
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (NOT REALLY)
Limbo (NOT REALLY)
Metal Gear Solid (NANOMACHINES)
Pac-man (1000% TRUTH)
Planescape: Torment (NOT REALLY)
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (NOT REALLY)
Prince of Persia 2008 (NOT REALLY)
Resident Evil 4 (NOT REALLY)
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (KINDA)
Splinter Cell: Conviction (KINDA)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (IT’S FORCE UNLEASHED)
…and some other stuff but maybe we didn’t really talk about it? Get audio only mp3 here! What do YOU think about player death? Email the show or post in the comments!
