Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen returns next spring as a quasi-turn-based first-person shooter set in Ivalice.
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July 12, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, 2k games, belief, business, classic, desecration, fps, franchises, genre, genre switch, hint coin, in name only, ip, irrelevant, justin bieber, march of the black queen, music, ogre battle, phoenix down, poor analogy, queen, quest, real-time, reboot, rumor, sequels, square-enix, strategy, tactics, the crawling chaos, turn-based, x-com, xcom, yellow journalism | 8 Comments »
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together preorders lacking tarot cards; Rescue the Princess now without direction.
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February 23, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, akihiko yoshida, artwork, belief, broken promises, chaos, chaos frame, chaos route, deneb, future, implode, law, law route, let us cling together, love, neutral, neutral route, oh square, port, preorder bonus, psp, pumpkin, quest, rescue the princess, rumor, sexy, square-enix, tactics ogre, tarot, the crawling chaos, videogames, witchcraft, yellow journalism | 9 Comments »
TRIVIA: Brian May voices the fortune teller.
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February 4, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, black magic, brian may, death master, death to ff, fight it out, freddie mercury, hitoshi sakimoto, hype machine, let us cling together, necromancy, nybbas obderhode, ogre, ogre battle, ost, psp, queen, quest, release dates, rumor, soundtrack, square-enix, sydney scoring orchestra, tactics, tactics ogre, taking the field, tarot, the crawling chaos, trailers, videogames, wheel of fortune, witchcraft, yellow journalism | 1 Comment »
Also contains tentacle rape.
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January 29, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, aya brea, belief, cinematic action rpg, cloud strife, death to ff, feminism, hardcore, hentai, hideaki sena, incest, lesbians, lightning, mitochondria, motomu toriyama, nudity, parasite eve, pornography, pseudo-science bollocks, psp, rumor, sex, sexuality, shower scenes, softcore, square-enix, tentacle rape, tetsuya nomura, the 3rd birthday, the crawling chaos, videogames, weddings, yellow journalism, yuri | Leave A Comment »
aisuruhito yo
glory to valeria
let’s cling together
Click pic for big sexy res. Artwork by genki-de.
January 20, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, PotP, Pretentious | Tags: akihiko yoshida, artwork, atlus, bersalia overis, catiua pavel, chaos, chaos frame, chapter 7, fanart, fight it out, haiku, hiroshi minagawa, hitoshi sakimoto, kachua powell, law, let us cling together, liberation army, love, masaharu iwata, masao tsubasa, neutral, ogre battle, ogre series, poetry is worse than hell gate, psp, psx, queen, quest, rescue the princess, square-enix, tactics, tactics ogre, teo torriatte, valeria, war, what is thy offering, what is thy prayer, what is thy vow, wheel of fortune, yasumi matsuno | Leave A Comment »
Desperate gaming junkies pleaded to see the Square-Enix powerhouse, only to be verbally assaulted when Kingdom Hearts left its office on Tuesday.
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January 19, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, arrests, belief, cash cow franchise, fans, guilty gear, half-life, kingdom hearts, release dates, riku, roxas, rumor, sequels, shenmue, sora, square-enix, the crawling chaos, this series is older than a small child, videogames, yaoi, yellow journalism | 1 Comment »
Revelations over high levels of sexual content has Square-Enix in retreat.
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January 18, 2011 | Categories: b-rock, Pretentious, RUMOR CONTRACT | Tags: 1000 percent truth, ar tonelico, belief, death to ff, delays, ecchi, fabula nova crystallis, final fantasy xiii-2, gust, hentai, if you know what i mean, japan, knell of ar ciel, magical crystal insertion, magical crystal removal, multi-platform, nis america, ps3, qoga, rated m, rpg, rumor, sequels, sexuality, sexy, square-enix, striptease, the crawling chaos, videogames, yaoi, yellow journalism, yuri | 5 Comments »
How to tell when your favorite games are no longer good!
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December 10, 2010 | Categories: b-rock, Bollocks, Pretentious, RitM | Tags: 360, activision you monster, atlus, bioware, black ops, blizzard, bundle, call of duty, console, consumer whore, death to ff, definition, deus ex, dragon age, dragon quest, ds, ea you monster, eidos, final fantasy, grand theft auto, guns of the patriots, hideo, hollywood, indie, infinity ward, is this sarcasm, knights of the old republic, kojima, konami, mainstream, mass effect, megaten, metal gear solid, modern warfare, multi-console, multi-platform, old media, pc, persona, production, ps3, psp, rockstar, sell out, sex murder sim, shin megami tensei, square-enix, star wars, the old republic, treyarch, videogames, wii, world of warcraft | 3 Comments »
